My neighbor lets his dogs out w/o leashes in an unfenced yard. They routinely take dumps on my lawn. I just watched him mow through a huge pile of dog poop. His legs got hit with feces spray back. MFW he dropped the mower & ran into the house gagging:
My S.O. just sent me these attached to an email with no subject and with no explanation. I can't be certain, but I think he may be hungover.
Because it's never a bad time...
Imgur just told me it's my Cake Day.
Alright, Ruby, you win. But tomorrow I get to be the shirt, damn it.
I want to be like this guy when I'm old...
My favorite M.C. Escher pieces
My face when the guy across the street walks out to his mailbox buck naked:
I went to my nephew's new apartment to bring him a desk...(tl;dr: post about cooking w/ leftovers)
BOING...
I'm terrible at directions.
Went bouldering for the first time with some friends, went something like this:
Not a sob story, nudes or a post about anime. Just some art by a man named, well, Art.
I can't stop laughing. I think I may have given myself a hernia...
"Pop" is kind of my hero.
Now I know what to do with the dozen fans I have hanging around...FIRE TORNADO!
To everyone attending Camp Imgur this weekend:
This guy's a real animal...
Tonight was supposed to be date night with my S.O
I can't sleep so I've been making combined gifs. I probably should not do this, but I am doing it anyway.
What is this?!
Zoo Animals the instant you turn away from them:
I was in bed, browsing Imgur & retouching a photo for work..felt something brush against my leg..
Have you guys heard about this little character?
Meet Mr. Tubby Wigglesbottom, evil crime lord extraordinaire.
These puppies illustrate how I feel at breakfast, Monday to Friday...
More animals telling terrible jokes.
Some jokes my 3 year old told me this morning...
I went on an adventure!
I made this. I'm not sure why I made it, but I made it.
South Carolina woman proves "Lizardman's" existence with mobile phone photo snap. Says of encounter - "My hand to God, I am not making this up. So excited! Sorry for potato."
It's just not the fiesta it usually is in here tonight...WAIT! I have an idea!!
Dinosaurs...
Astounding facts that will astonish and amaze you…
C'mere, you!
Go home, cat. You're obviously inebriated.
I think it bears repeating...
Some of us struggle more than others..like this guy, for instance.
Oscar the Bionic Cat
My oldest nephew dropped by this afternoon and I couldn't help but notice he was browsing Imgur on his phone...
You know what's fucking cute???
Pride humor.
War...yeah, what is good for?
It's a beautiful Tuesday! How has your day been going?*
Nothing says, "I will end you, you damn mangy ape," quite like a cat after a bath. Don't you think?
Practical Rule of Adulthood No. 783
Look at this sweet brown bear. He has itchy foots.
Whilst getting out of bed this morning, my right foot got tangled in the sheet, I got tripped up & did a face plant. Later I went to the store & slipped and fell in the prepared food aisle...
It ain't easy being a gangsta.
Oh, Charlie...
The secret lives of cats.
When the warm rolls are being passed around the dinner table and you don't think there are enough to go around.
No, there are no such things as monsters, Jimmy...
...and in other news, red fox kits are super adorable.
Animals tell awfully terrible jokes.
Turns out, if you take the first line of lyrics from the top 20 songs (in order) on the Billboard Top 100, and put them together...
This is a photo I took of a waterfall in the forest. It was so peaceful there...
Dis my momma!!