axanawe

73071 pts · September 3, 2014


I've been standing here the whole time.

My neighbor lets his dogs out w/o leashes in an unfenced yard. They routinely take dumps on my lawn. I just watched him mow through a huge pile of dog poop. His legs got hit with feces spray back. MFW he dropped the mower & ran into the house gagging:

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My S.O. just sent me these attached to an email with no subject and with no explanation. I can't be certain, but I think he may be hungover.

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Because it's never a bad time...

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Imgur just told me it's my Cake Day.

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Alright, Ruby, you win. But tomorrow I get to be the shirt, damn it.

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I want to be like this guy when I'm old...

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My favorite M.C. Escher pieces

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My face when the guy across the street walks out to his mailbox buck naked:

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I went to my nephew's new apartment to bring him a desk...(tl;dr: post about cooking w/ leftovers)

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BOING...

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I'm terrible at directions.

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Went bouldering for the first time with some friends, went something like this:

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Not a sob story, nudes or a post about anime. Just some art by a man named, well, Art.

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I can't stop laughing. I think I may have given myself a hernia...

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"Pop" is kind of my hero.

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Now I know what to do with the dozen fans I have hanging around...FIRE TORNADO!

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To everyone attending Camp Imgur this weekend:

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This guy's a real animal...

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Tonight was supposed to be date night with my S.O

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I can't sleep so I've been making combined gifs. I probably should not do this, but I am doing it anyway.

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What is this?!

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Zoo Animals the instant you turn away from them:

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I was in bed, browsing Imgur & retouching a photo for work..felt something brush against my leg..

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Have you guys heard about this little character?

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Meet Mr. Tubby Wigglesbottom, evil crime lord extraordinaire.

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These puppies illustrate how I feel at breakfast, Monday to Friday...

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More animals telling terrible jokes.

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Some jokes my 3 year old told me this morning...

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I went on an adventure!

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I made this. I'm not sure why I made it, but I made it.

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South Carolina woman proves "Lizardman's" existence with mobile phone photo snap. Says of encounter - "My hand to God, I am not making this up. So excited! Sorry for potato."

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It's just not the fiesta it usually is in here tonight...WAIT! I have an idea!!

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Dinosaurs...

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Astounding facts that will astonish and amaze you…

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C'mere, you!

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Go home, cat. You're obviously inebriated.

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I think it bears repeating...

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Some of us struggle more than others..like this guy, for instance.

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Oscar the Bionic Cat

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My oldest nephew dropped by this afternoon and I couldn't help but notice he was browsing Imgur on his phone...

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You know what's fucking cute???

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Pride humor.

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War...yeah, what is good for?

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It's a beautiful Tuesday! How has your day been going?*

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Nothing says, "I will end you, you damn mangy ape," quite like a cat after a bath. Don't you think?

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Practical Rule of Adulthood No. 783

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Look at this sweet brown bear. He has itchy foots.

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Whilst getting out of bed this morning, my right foot got tangled in the sheet, I got tripped up & did a face plant. Later I went to the store & slipped and fell in the prepared food aisle...

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It ain't easy being a gangsta.

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Oh, Charlie...

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The secret lives of cats.

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When the warm rolls are being passed around the dinner table and you don't think there are enough to go around.

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No, there are no such things as monsters, Jimmy...

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...and in other news, red fox kits are super adorable.

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Animals tell awfully terrible jokes.

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Turns out, if you take the first line of lyrics from the top 20 songs (in order) on the Billboard Top 100, and put them together...

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This is a photo I took of a waterfall in the forest. It was so peaceful there...

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Dis my momma!!

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