attackpatterndelta

15710 pts ยท February 10, 2015


YOU write something about yourself! http://imgur.com/A275p5R

MRW I get a paper cut and I start wondering why I ever let myself get lured into a false sense of security

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Even superheroes struggle with insecurity

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MRW I browse UserSub for the first time today during lunch

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It takes a lot of work to look this good.

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Superhero disguises in a nutshell

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I'd be sitting there. Hugs to everyone who would be sitting at that table.

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This cartoon is so unrealistic...

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It's not the meme Imgur deserves, but the one we need right now.

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Party on Wayne. Party on Darth.

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...and does a Benjamin Button and travels to a distant planet just forming

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Good Guy Non-Racist Cop

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Chewbacca is unimpressed

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I can't be the only one who feels this way...

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You were supposed to get rid of the "Sith," Luke. The "Sith."

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Why is Alfred wearing the Batman costume?

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"On my my world it means..." *Batman Interrupts* "Not as good as Batman."

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Respect level is over 9000

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Who uses a telephone booth, honestly

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How I feel when I post to Usersub today and most of them still only have 1 point or less

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I realize this was probably built by an amateur, but that's no excuse for such harsh criticism

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Life goals when you have student loans.

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Superman is nervous because his creepy secret is now transparent

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Not a chance Clooney! The bat-nips will forever live in infamy

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Biff Presley

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Something's not quite right here...

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MRW my best friend f**ks my fiance and tries to pick a fight

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Witty Title about cleaning up a lot of s**t

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It must be the kryptonite

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Well, I know where I'm going motor-boating this weekend.

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At least you can take it and sell it for profit...

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Not even the dark knight is immune to spammers

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Edna Mode tried to warn them

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The Amazing Spotterman

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Someone should've told this guy that there's nothing more un-original than a butterfly tattoo

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I got that going for me, which is nice...

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Witty Title

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Real Life Forrest Gump just felt like "running"

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If your guy looks like this then he's a keeper

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Dammit Arthur

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"I regret nothing."

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Yet he still can't defeat Batman...

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F**k the police!

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Seems like he's got a something Oliver his left leg

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Unclear Intentions

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First Official Photo of the new Green Lantern!

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Paper Biologist and Bear Folder sounds more like a badass TV action hero

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This makes my brain hurt

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Kids these days...

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When DC meets Marvel

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I was surprised when they told me the eyebrows were drawn too high.

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When you're humming your mixtape in your head

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Let's just take a moment to remember that awesome day long ago when a piano maker thought: "You know what this electric keyboard needs? It needs f***ing animal sounds."

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When I saw this on the TV at the restaurant last night, I genuinely thought it was a ventriloquist and his doll doing a routine

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Well, it looks like another Super Bowl for the Pats this year

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Views 67

Good Guy Non-Racist Cop

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Obvious Restroom Signs in Madrid

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Views 81

If you've seen this movie, admit it: You waited for this robot to turn into a huge douchebag

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Views 335
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