atosicav

67496 pts ยท December 4, 2012


Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist, Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day, Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

Musk after seeing The Odyssey

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Let's see how long this one lasts

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Invader Zim warned us about the parasite...

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If you know, you know...

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In view of recent events...

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Cross-promotional marketing done right

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Everyone in the US is losing their minds over the penny being discontinued and I'm just here like...

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Don't forget to fall back.

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John Oliver has a new business daddy.

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He's just tripling down at this point.

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Felon 47 after the debacle of the Strait of Hormuz

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The Conservative Party of Canada be like...

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A platypus truck?

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What year? Every year.

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MRW I learn an Italian astronaut will be on Artemis III

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40 years ago, the Chernobyl Disaster happened.

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Me, listening to Felong 47's latest rambling

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PP is a hypocrite

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It's all a smokescreen

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Hello, hooman. We livez here now.

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Don't forget, tomorrow...

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Happy Perfect Date Day!

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Really, really ridiculously good looking merMAN

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Watching the Artemis II livestream

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The sun is too bright for Marshmallow this Caturday

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Welcome...to Jurassic Park

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Happy business as usual month.

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To everyone who says, "I don't vote because my vote doesn't matter."

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A reminder this is the only day you can post this

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Marshmallow wishes you a happy Caturday!

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Happy New Year, IMGUR!

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Happy Skynet Day!

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May the 4th be with you!

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Marshmallow is recharging her solar catteries on Caturday

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Remember, tomorrow..

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The OGs know.

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First world problems...

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Do you wanna go to war, Balakay?

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New pope elected.

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If we're doing tits, here's Chloe.

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Simpsons called it...again!

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Mlem

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Happy Alien Day

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Find your kink.

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You replaced a king with a tyrant.

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The Cardinals are voting for the new Pope today

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Upvote Telepurte

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One month until Bastille Day

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The Big, Beautiful Bill in a nutshell.

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IT'S HAPPENING!

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Something wired for July 29th

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My first thought when I heard Ozzy died.

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Air Canada right now

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Air Canada flight attendants to go on strike Saturday

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Our cherry trees are overproducing

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Well, we all gotta go when it's our time, brother!

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56 years ago today, humans walked on the moon

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Allons enfants de la partie

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