In light of the upcoming Presidential election
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Hi! I love you!
This is my favorite number... NOUGHT!!!
Mesa Goldeneyes
Jake the dog
10th favorite. Still true.
MRW I see a hottie at the club
I still look at them from time to time
Hey KeozzCF
Sunset on the summit of Mauna Kea, Elev. 13,803 ft.
My local Target doesn't take certain prescriptions seriously
How to guarantee an interview?
MRW I log in to imgur and it asks if I want to stay logged in
Whenever I go to Brookstone at the mall
I can't remember the joke I thought up for this so just look at it anyway
I had Indian food for lunch, now my
@midnight
I can't be the only one
How I expect I would be as a Bond villain
Life lessons from Arrested Development
Did you hear they are remaking The Hangover 3?
I live in Hawaii and these are the reasons I have no bugs in my house
MFW I'm a loathesome, offensive brute who transcends time and space
A long term committment to one hairstyle takes dreadication
Found this little guy in my kitchen
Everytime I try to leave the house
Sometimes she tries to talk like people
GF says I can enter through the back door if I let her put a finger in mine first
ahem
Trying to get up when my legs are asleep
We're going to need more butter
Goodnight Imgur
And afterwards when she wanted to go again
We will, we will, rock you
Consult a physician if you can hold the bag for longer than 4 hours
Hey, downvote fairy... but seriously.
China invents new machine. Thousands of Imgurians no longer lonely.
BUT
I googled "Wingmanning". This guys wins.
MRW I've done zero work for a period of time
The GF pinched a nerve in her leg and we couldn't have sex for a couple days. How it went down today when she felt better
MRW user sub is overrun with Canadian women's hockey posts
Just a bag full of bags full of bags full of bags full of bags...
How To: Breathe
If you like it
United Effing States
Just a crappie post. Move along...
She makes this goofy face when she sleeps on my lap
How To: Boil Water in a Microwave
There was a bear in the bottom of my cup of tea this morning.
MRW a girl asks me out on a date
Saw the original, got inspired