assmaster4000

86840 pts ยท September 5, 2014


like the 3999 assmasters before me I am the master of the ass! and i found the last ass I'll ever master right here on imgur! never give up!

Elvis and Jacko were nonces and JW was a racist old prick so it seems pretty accurate.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

This guy gets it ^

5 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 6

One of my best mate's high school girlfriends puked sweet and sour pot noodle into his mouth in similar circumstances to this post

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the American โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿคข

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Watch Spaced for sure though! It's great

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the first consignment that needs to be up against the wall when the revolution comes! jk there's no revolution coming, Americans aren't capable.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I used to work in cass art, saw Helena often in the soho and hampstead branches, she's such a lovely lady, met David Mitchell down by chancery Lane when I worked on a chocolate shop down there, I worked on Oxford Street when I first came to London and it was celebs daily, nowadays I'm out of the loop, I think last one i saw was Chris Martin in a park near Camden, not spotted you yet!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for t' cuppa tea, now, where's meshugga

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nice one!, on the sameish theme the Spaced house, down the road a little from Tufnell Park Station, Brecknock rd, I used to live round the corner years ago

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same Internet stranger, same . ๐Ÿซ‚

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sean of the dead ws filmed around crouch end down the end with the cinema and the co-op petrol station, the town hall used to host the UK twin peaks festival and there's loads of decent shops, flashback records, and ginger and mint(?) If it's still there, had a great range of vegan croissants including a black charcoal one, very nice, shame its got archway one end and turnpike Lane at the other.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stfu, we don't want them

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do, there's one guy named arlo.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This golden dome he's on about, is it so the White House looks more like the kremlin? like putin told him, 'screw the usa into the ground, then pop a gold dome on the white house so they know for sure who sent you and we'll call it quits on the bubba tape comrade '

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck this comment! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Loads of D's too, so I heard.

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Apparently he's always been a wanker

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... and a diet coke please

7 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

No pal, you did nothing, you do nothing, you've never done anything, you will never do anything.

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Hilarious wordplay

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1