when I have to pee but I'm on acid
when you're in the mood for sauce makin and she's tired
really though I love you
some of my favorites
MGFRW I talk about eating her butthole
rekt
do it
suck an egg
perfect drop
I missed my cakeday BECAUSE IMGUR NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS so here's one of my favorite gifs
my aunts reaction when she suggests my cousin watch something for girls instead of the ninja turtles and my cousin says " April's a girl and she likes the ninja turtles"
honestly, what did you expect?
MFW my mom would let me order whatever I want off the dessert menu
close enough
MFW i stumble across a bunch of pokemon r34
when it's time for LNI
when trying to pursue women
if you want
you know what it is
could you listen to the whole thing? how much would you do it for?
MFW I'm locked in the basement and I'm trying to get someone to unlock the door
MRW i get home and realize I was walking around with semen in my hair all day
MFW my neighbor wants to fight me because he thinks I keep letting my dog crap on his lawn but really it's the old lady down the street
bacon
MRW I have to go somewhere in the real world
nice pair
mrw im unable to connect to imgur
well, I don't know how that works...
imagine, this is what you see every time you close your eyes for the rest of your life
when you're close and she uses some teeth
words to live by
I really hope they find nothing so all you dumb shits jumping on the "fuck this guy" bandwagon without proof realize how shitty you are
how it feels going through usersub sometimes
they're just not for me
uuhhh it's not what you think it is I swear.....
when you're about to hook up with your ex but then you remember why she's your ex
was a kids show
she is funny though
go no further, you had me at white tuesday
MRW I just learned you can laser etch a tortilla to make it into a playable vinyl record
MFW I search "holy vulva" in google images
FOR THE WATCH
is it late
test
I thought it was supposed to be a bottle opener
FREE FOR ALL
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
this is what I thought
let's see what gash and the gang have gotten themselves into this time
anyone else imagine the british talking dirty to each other?
when she says she don't suck dick but you know she lying
this grossed me out when I was little
MFW the first time I completed the pokedex
are you scaroused? I'm scaroused.
usernames?
this is usersub
you know whats gross? your face.
the best advice I could give to anyone
when I want sexy time but do something that reminds my gf of when she got mad at me a year ago and then yells at me