armyofdildos

161802 pts · June 13, 2014


I have a mighty need http://i.imgur.com/9i368lt.gifv

when I have to pee but I'm on acid

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when you're in the mood for sauce makin and she's tired

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really though I love you

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some of my favorites

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MGFRW I talk about eating her butthole

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rekt

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do it

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suck an egg

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perfect drop

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I missed my cakeday BECAUSE IMGUR NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS so here's one of my favorite gifs

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my aunts reaction when she suggests my cousin watch something for girls instead of the ninja turtles and my cousin says " April's a girl and she likes the ninja turtles"

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honestly, what did you expect?

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MFW my mom would let me order whatever I want off the dessert menu

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close enough

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MFW i stumble across a bunch of pokemon r34

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when it's time for LNI

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when trying to pursue women

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if you want

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you know what it is

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could you listen to the whole thing? how much would you do it for?

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MFW I'm locked in the basement and I'm trying to get someone to unlock the door

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MRW i get home and realize I was walking around with semen in my hair all day

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MFW my neighbor wants to fight me because he thinks I keep letting my dog crap on his lawn but really it's the old lady down the street

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bacon

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MRW I have to go somewhere in the real world

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nice pair

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mrw im unable to connect to imgur

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well, I don't know how that works...

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imagine, this is what you see every time you close your eyes for the rest of your life

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when you're close and she uses some teeth

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words to live by

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I really hope they find nothing so all you dumb shits jumping on the "fuck this guy" bandwagon without proof realize how shitty you are

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how it feels going through usersub sometimes

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they're just not for me

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uuhhh it's not what you think it is I swear.....

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when you're about to hook up with your ex but then you remember why she's your ex

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was a kids show

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she is funny though

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go no further, you had me at white tuesday

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MRW I just learned you can laser etch a tortilla to make it into a playable vinyl record

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MFW I search "holy vulva" in google images

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FOR THE WATCH

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is it late

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test

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I thought it was supposed to be a bottle opener

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FREE FOR ALL

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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this is what I thought

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let's see what gash and the gang have gotten themselves into this time

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anyone else imagine the british talking dirty to each other?

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when she says she don't suck dick but you know she lying

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this grossed me out when I was little

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MFW the first time I completed the pokedex

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are you scaroused? I'm scaroused.

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usernames?

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this is usersub

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you know whats gross? your face.

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the best advice I could give to anyone

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when I want sexy time but do something that reminds my gf of when she got mad at me a year ago and then yells at me

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