Mornings, amirite
Dumps Like A Truck: Deck the Halls
That’s it. There are only two ways.
When you've stood by long enough and it's time to rain fire on the Meme Of The Decade posts
Why the hell would you place a real estate ad on imgur? Aren't we all broke af?
Freaking out about that thing? Feel like you can't handle it? YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL THAT WAY! YOU GOT THIS!
Gave me a good snort
My kid eats tortillas like a psychopath. Seriously, who does this
Dear God, what is wrong with people?
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Lifted from a dump post because no one should miss this
Why am I not surprised.
Uh, what is Daddy missing here?!
That’s an awfully low bar, isn’t it?
If your NYE wasn’t as lit as Michael Jackson drinking on the street, you know where the bar is for next year
Not winning.
RHM, you don't say?
Spoiler: coffee and cigarettes
It’s 4am and I’m still working on an overdue project. Here is a picture of cheese.
TFW you give up drinking on school nights
And here I thought hiding in the basement bathroom would give me a few minutes of privacy...