andrewthemiller

7347 pts · March 8, 2016


“Safari Ferrari.” Am I doing it right?

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Too late.

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South Carolina?

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What does a remodeled raccoon look like?

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To him, the Big Mac looks just like it does in the commercial.

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High-drox.

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Well, figuratively.

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I would look into the clowns digging in their crawl space.

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I’m really hoping this is a false flag(s) operation. This is too much.

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They won’t want meatings of more than 5 people.

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As much as we are into celebrating diversity, we should also be embracing our similarities.

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That laugh track is everywhere.

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Shitty kitty.

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Because it’s a keyless chuck?

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Or when Wendy Peffercorn gives you CPR.

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Do you want Coronavirus? Because that’s how you get Coronavirus.

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I immediately assumed ex-boyfriend.

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I dig this.

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The Orange Circle.

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I love the bitch who gets in someone’s face, then insists “nobody touch me!”

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Zack Greinke is in a tough spot with baseball being cancelled.

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#1 I’ve heard the “Most Interesting Man in the World” is actually totally p-whipped by his wife.

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Adam Carolla fan?

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Because face masks hide the jowls.

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I love watching professional tradesmen work.

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Guess which song by War is playing in my head.

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