MFW Gary Oldman shoots me in the head
Find you a man that looks at you the way John Travolta looks at Christian Slater
When the boys are trying to make it clear they're not on board with your genius plans
Wheel keeps turnin’
Trying to Keep Up with Whatever It Is That's Going On
When rugby players criticize hockey players for not hitting on the "ball"
Triple Rainbow
When the love is gone but you made a pact
MRW the new guy tells me to change my tampon and have another drink
The Sublime
That could be a record right there
When John Bender suddenly realizes he has become everything he once stood against
MRW Stone Cold unexpectedly returns to come help The Rock win the WWF title
Sunset on Mars
Stuck with unwanted guests?
When my TV program's sponsor is sitting to my left and I have proof that he blows goats
1966 Was a Great Year for England. Eric Was Born.
Just a Game
My reaction after telling you to start asking the right fucking questions
MFW I find my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn
"Better make it three extra large." - Your buddy on the phone firing up some pizza for the boys
MFW I walk in to the loo to take a piss and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
Sunset on Mars
Now let's celebrate with a cold glass of turnip juice.
The Shawinigan Handshake
"He's not seeing me. I'll get him later."
My reaction as I slowly realize Freamon is going to help me fake a serial killer
The Captain's Reaction When I Refuse to Give Him Back His Missile Key