alltheclevernamesweretakenthisisembarrassingpleasemakeitstop

1370 pts · December 25, 2013


This is my public profile. I should write something about myself!

I've mostly met people through work or sports, but it gets harder as you get older to just have people to hang out with.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plastic bags go in the bottom drawer, you animal.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So why are y'all making the traffic jam twice as long by queuing up in one lane before you have to?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Jellyfish have limbs?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Which is great when you have to replace the last bulk lot because it expired

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ditto.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, he can't just jet up to Northland - it's against his bail conditions.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Putting all of your eggs in the pardon basket, eh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, it's fine, my starter 2 bdrm only set me back 1.2m.Really, nothing to worry about here ... we don't know how lucky we are, or something

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a German who moved to NZ 15 years ago, ditto.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well luckily I wouldn't be able to jump over that railing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pants down undies up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is is the most durable dog toy I have ever seen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That must be the core strength trainer is always talking about.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good girl, Maple. Good girl.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ooooooooh a ghost cup!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit, Dukey - you know you always make me cry within 3 pictures max. Good boy Dukey, good boy x

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good boy, Mac. Good boy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always use C and start again when I make a mistake because I have trust issues

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd need the sandwich to make one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have now, thank you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well OF COURSE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do we know that's the law where he lives?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that first pic from a movie or something? Why does it say GULAG instead of ГУЛАГ? Also, was the term even used like that?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please explain

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What an athlete

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am the night! Fear me and rub my belly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wakanda forever!

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1