I once found a spider in my room that scurried off into a crack in the floorboard before I could squash it. I went all Cask of Amontillado up in that bitch and covered the entrance up with thick tape. Never saw it again. There's else nothing interesting here, but if you find this, read it, and post it on the front page, you'll probably get like a zillion points for your ironic post while everyone calls you an uncreative hack. It'll still be worth it, though.