I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men.
I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men.
The most powerful toxin there is. It's known to be fatal.
Because Japan.
I doubt the studios want The Rock to do his own stunts at this point. There's too much money invested in him to risk injury.
I wasn't going to have my vote held hostage because DNC rigged a candidate who did exactly what was warned would happen if Bernie lost.
I wanted Bernie, I chose not to vote. Not out of apathy or protest, but because I honestly couldn't endorse ANY candidate for president.
It'd be the pegging, wouldn't it?
The movie or the book? /s
I wonder if at some point the owner of this car gets tired of everyone taking pictures. Like, "Dudes ,I'm just trying to get some coffee."
"Oh, Ann. You cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish."
A chair.
Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you.
I can't have a tv on and don't have one in my bedroom. But I have to have a fan on no I matter how cold it is just for the whites noise.
Drake the type of nigga to put a paper towel around a can of Diet Coke to keep his hands from getting cold.
His name is CM Punk, and he's awesome. He's in the UFC now.
There's been a dress trending online for over a day now that people perceive to be either gold/white or black/blue. It's taken over.
Some toolbag on Twitter just stole your joke and got it retweeted by Megan Amram, who is a writer on the show.
Going from a limo to a empty, depressing room seems pretty accurate for Macaulay Culkin.
I'm just so disappointed that I only have one upvote to give this comment considering how much I laughed.
"Welcome to Costco. I love you."
My Mom was a booster for FSU and I met him seveal times too. Great man. Go Noles.
One of the greatest American College Football coaches of all time. I've met him several times, genuinely a very nice and likable person too
Well, this works out well for me.
Shaving My Hedgehog.
The reviews have been great. I'm stoked. I fully trust Vince Gilligan to do this right.
It says, "You'll take more than a month and you know it." And then the description says,"Julio Iglesias tells you that deep down, you know."
No tengo idea de qué demonios significa esto.
Correction: Our headline should have read, " Andrew Frey, Man 'High on Meth, Beats Off 15 Police Officers While Fighting."
Thanks to Space Jam I knew about Manute Bol and Muggsy Bogues.