It’s me! The one and only Adam Longstaff! Stoner, philosopher, poet, pervert, and wordsmith. Old soul just trying to be woke but sane in the 21st century. I still don’t fucking get Snapchat, although I have one now. Size queens welcome ;)
It’s me! The one and only Adam Longstaff! Stoner, philosopher, poet, pervert, and wordsmith. Old soul just trying to be woke but sane in the 21st century. I still don’t fucking get Snapchat, although I have one now. Size queens welcome ;)
…wtf? That’s pretty gross. Why is that a thing?
…is that picture AI?
At :37 on the separate you can see for just a brief moment he’s using his middle finger to hold the stack while it “passes through” the other thumb before picking it up on the other side with his index finger. It’s noticeable because the pinky flares in just a little as the tendons engage. Dude is incredibly smooth.
Yep, I may be a man, but I know I’d look damn good with my wrist resting sluttily on the hilt of that fancy rapier asking “Do you quarrel, sir?”
So, full Femme for me, I guess. Slay?
This was my first thought on reading the prompt.
Is Kanye currently touring? Not trying to devils advocate/nitpick here, I just haven’t actually heard anything from him in a few years. I hope he’s not touring.
Sex work is real work, but human trafficking for Asian rub n tug massage parlors is not that; it’s criminal in every regard.
Because Peter asked his brother Larry for advice, who told him “if he’s a leader, make sure he’s strong enough to be kind.” And then Peter did just that for us, for decades.
Everything now is “content” and has to be prescreened as such. We used to just make art and let it go wild.
He put down that bag like he had an appointment to get to or something. Little racist scheduled those hands for immediate delivery.
Cool, how do I get one of those?
Genuinely, the service industry is entirely built on exploitation and we need a ridiculously strong union to come in and bust some heads for us.
He is heavily involved in a church where the head pastor has made anti lgbtq+ sermons and generally pushed in that direction. When asked about it Pratt has been avoidant like the kind of scum who believes all that nonesense but doesn’t want to get cancelled and lose his kushy gig. That and he divorced his ex because their son has special needs. Just a lot of shitty things.
Missouri: thank God we’re not Alabama!
Seriously though, Sherman should’ve been allowed to finish.
His email response with “(girls FTW!)” is still possibly the lamest thing I’ve ever seen.
Didn’t prevent him from cashing in on the name for his weed strain.
Literally just adding a beard to give us some bit of “Beast” back to it does so much; the clean shaven twink Prince was so fucking jarring.
I miss this. Making small adjustments out of love.
I actually argued with Brandi recently on Reddit. She claims to have stopped supporting the fascists, but…I’m skeptical.
Hey, I don’t mind an audience, I just wanna get paid.
“Still alive” for most people, followed by “unfortunately” for those who get it.
#28 I would like to get off of this particular ride.
Puppy!
How much did they pay him to come to his conclusion?
You mean all those hours scrolling for filthy porn were wasted?!
Literally. The window that faces my apartment living room has been an unoccupied office for the past three years. Guess they decided to show it to some prospective new buyers the other day, right around Wank on the Couch O’clock. Not sure they’re gonna take the new office.
Yeah, it’s right there and obvious. Like, yes, there’s a whole fuckin curtain rod in the thing, and yet it’s till got Style and Form and Flow and all the things I don’t even know what they are but Bob Mackie clearly knew his shit backwards and forwards to be able to pull this off like that. It’s like when incredibly talented singers do an intentional bad song, but you can still easily hear how amazing they are underneath it.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGHUG!!!
“But like…my butthole?!”
“They never told me it would be this beautiful”
So sneeky!