It’s me! The one and only Adam Longstaff! Stoner, philosopher, poet, pervert, and wordsmith. Old soul just trying to be woke but sane in the 21st century. I still don’t fucking get Snapchat, although I have one now. Size queens welcome ;)
It’s me! The one and only Adam Longstaff! Stoner, philosopher, poet, pervert, and wordsmith. Old soul just trying to be woke but sane in the 21st century. I still don’t fucking get Snapchat, although I have one now. Size queens welcome ;)
The ones who “accidentally (teehee)” flash their panties in a video like this are doing it so they can drop a link. These days.
She’s the one posting it. How many of her 500,000 followers are 60+ dudes creeping on her during their lunch break? Every video has 100+ comments that are just heart or fire emojis, another 100 or so terribly misspelled marriage proposals from South Asian men. But she “just likes posting them! It’s for me!”. Suuure it is, sweetie. Just drop the link in the highlights like they all do, I’ll check it and see.
If we can cuddle with my head between them thangs…doesn’t matter how much gas costs, I’m getting there.
Thumbnail looks like static and I thought I accidentally drank Bepis this morning for my thirst.
“Heh. I went to Julliard…”
“Can I do this? Y-yes. Yes? Yes. Can I do this again? Fuck yeah! I can!”
Lime?
That’s why I’m agnostic, not atheistic. I think there’s something out there, I just think our perception is too small to comprehend something that vast.
Hell, I’d be lucky if either one of them pegged me!
Nun-unh! Maybe YOU are! Idiot.
The Marvel look is a steroids look.
My job hasn’t given me a raise in three years. I’ve also found in that time that they don’t really notice or care if I just…don’t do several things every day. So now I don’t do things as often as possible and spend most of my at work hours pretending to be busy and fucking around on my phone. There’s no motivation to work hard; I just show up and collect what money I can.
I miss my wings the most.
lol. Got down here about the time she reminded me my body wants to leave.
Naw, don’t care, I’d snug the first cute puppy and lose. They is good bebes and I love them.
Biig kitten!
Wasn’t he already in jail in Romania or something? Did he get out somehow? I try to learn as little about these creatures as possible.
Last time I saw this it didn’t have sound. It still totally worked.
Their little backpacks!!!
I mean, I do.
Data’s two years old and doesn’t include our new Iran war price gouging.
Most Americans are literally starving. We live paycheck to paycheck, food costs have doubled/tripled in the last 2-3 years and minimum wage hasn’t changed in over 20.
Oh. I both love and hate that. Thank you?
Learned from the best…
Cool…so…my whole adult life has been lived under the Doom of Damocles and I just get to sit here awaiting the bladefall. Dee-lightful.
Ahhh, a student of Draco Novus school. Heresy still, but intriguing nonetheless. Mind the smell.
^ that! Like…am I not entitled to feel a little bit shitty about how things are? I was told there are rules and laws and people can’t just fucking do this kinda shit but apparently that was all just fake and always has been!? What the actual fuck!?
“I’ll improve on YOUR methods!”
“That happened once!”