im glad to be here after all this time

10 years ago | 3 0

I'm almost convinced to make my first tattoo out of this

10 years ago | 4 1

I wrote down everything that I think is not okay with her character and everytime I'm like 'oh maybe...' I read this list. Best idea ever.

11 years ago | 3 0

this was my personal 'made my cry' of the day. wow.

11 years ago | 1 0

Hug elmo then blast some other stuff right?

11 years ago | 1 0

I was wondering how many shots he's got in his rifle before realizing that its a gif..

11 years ago | 2 0

.

11 years ago | 2 1

Ah okay thanks I didn't know :)

11 years ago | 2 0

but why did she had sex with him I mean he is way older than her..womans searching older men okay but this difference is relly huge!

11 years ago | 2 0

Yep, he is the one and only King of Pop \o/

11 years ago | 3 0

I'm sorry but no one will ever do it like Michael did.

11 years ago | 7 13

umm I dont want to know how your dick looks like (or the ones you usually see) but mines got not spots on it. am I special?

11 years ago | 3 0

every time I read the word 'capslock' all I can think about is its anagram 'cockslap'. sorry but I dont know why :/

11 years ago | 1 0

its about this 14yo boy who build a clock (yep that thing where you can read the time) and brought it into school. got arrested. 'murica ._.

11 years ago | 2 0

did you know they had to extend her front teeth to give her the rabbit teeth JKR described in her books?

11 years ago | 2 1

*handball

11 years ago | 1 0

I like the one with the two volleyball girls very much where the one trips and lands on the breasts of the other but I cant find it again :(

11 years ago | 1 0

Isn't that a kind of waste when you have to throw away so many carrots?

11 years ago | 2 0

Do you reuse them?

11 years ago | 1 0

When a dog is like this its cute but when I'm like this to some random chicks on the street I'm the weirdo :( #doingthetedmoseby

11 years ago | 1 0

no shit sherlock XD

11 years ago | 2 0

dont put your dick in it..maybe you go the movies with a girl recieving oral and shes allergic..(yep thats one from the greentext dump)

11 years ago | 4 0

banana?

11 years ago | 8 0

I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about? Gary: [with a pickle on his face] Meow. (2/2)

11 years ago | 1 0

Patty: [stands up from chair] WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! HE'S SQUIDWARD, HE'S SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE SQUIDWARD?! (1/2)

11 years ago | 1 0

SpongeBob: I'm Squidward, he's Squidward. SpongeBob & Patrick: We're both Squidward.

11 years ago | 2 0

can so explain pls? :)

11 years ago | 1 0

I can't wait to become a ghost and then I'll aim to become ghost mage :D

11 years ago | 1 0

I started the first book months ago but I fell asleep every time I begin to read :/ maybe I have to start again and push me this time :)

11 years ago | 1 0