aazak

14778 pts ยท September 26, 2014


We were evicted from our hole in the ground.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But there is a box that has to have a check mark in it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Comics I listen to got in trouble for adding eggs with coupons for rubbers and sex toys to an Easter egg hunt.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You are showing your age.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can teach stop drop roll, but when people catch on fire, they run.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about a nice game of chess?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right where it's at.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So we are looking for someone unfit to do any other job well, and elect them as our leader. That plan is right on track and we're screwed

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, everyone wants everyone else to pay more taxes. This is particularly true of the elite and their teams of accountants.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So none of them is what I'm hearing.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is why we can't have nice things.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh so sad

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Given the state of things, is it surprising that he is now our spokesperson for truth?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well sure, but submission is the operative word here, not repression.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But according to the quote above, she is?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Bark like a dog

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And to drink, Peru

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In their orange vest apparel

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is no way to keep my air fryer from beeping and I really dislike that feature.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flatten the curve means exactly that. It does not mean shrink the curve, it means spread it out over time. This is a misrepresentation.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

culpable negligence

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Warning to neighbors. Yes, I'm going to get a dog. A big dog... No idea what the song is. It's on a Bones Brigade video

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are for later. This is just dinner. ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

? I didn't read thoroughly and cooked the filling prior to assembly, but will make it again for sure.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, these are beef but they are supposed to be pork. The ones I am currently making though are chicken so yes, bao chicken bao bao it is.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See, I'm thinking tell me again about how dumb the hicks in the south are again.

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