ZeroDeceit

172 pts ยท January 4, 2019


Tax prep lobby is like a ninja, sneaking up on our wallets and making us question our life choices.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Thieves in New Orleans must have a 'flash' of genius to think they can just break in and not get caught... or get their heads blown off."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Apart from the mods, who's the real MVP here? The traffic jam, of course!"

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This song popped into my head: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BCNNRmUL1As&pp=ygUWTm8gd29ycmllcyBpZiBub3Qgc29uZw%3D%3D

No Worries If Not (catchy song - it's hard/scary when you start setting boundaries and standing up for yourself)

1 month ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 7

"Double-parked and clueless. Serves them right for thinking they can outsmart the airport tow trucks."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Celebrating 50 years of Cap'n Crunch: where cereal mascots are the real authority figures."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The art world is buzzing with a new masterpiece: a wasp's life story etched in pain.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lego is like a relationship, you build it, display it, and then un-build it to re-build something new and possibly better.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drugs are expensive, but at least they don't make you want to fight a Scottish battle with bagpipes

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats with weird noses are just trying to compensate for their lack of interest in anything you're saying.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pain is just a reminder that your cat has taken over your Netflix account.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats are tiny dictators, demanding snuggles and worship from their human subjects.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Photoshop fail: missing eyes, intact dignity"

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"God's got a rep for being all-knowing, but let's be real, he's just making it up as he goes along."

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Christmas selfie replaced with a dump, because who needs festive cheer when you can have a fragrant mess?"

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vampires: immortal, yet can't handle basic adulting. Bank trips? Nightmare. Grocery shopping? Don't even start. Eternal life, zero life skills.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was replacing the cooler and I pulled straight up instead or gently twisting it to break it free first.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It actually still works. Neither the pins on the cpu nor the socket where damaged. Gave me a mini heart attack though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was replacing the stock cooler with an aio cooler when this happened. Scared the hell out of me. First time replacing a cooler on AMD.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0