1187 pts · June 5, 2018
It’s cool that Superman stops to interact with ordinary citizens.
It’s not the height, it’s being on a ledge that’s the issue for me
Folded away
“Acid for blood, just like my ex-wife.” ~someone, probably
* shakes a pencil up & down * “Magic!”
You mean “I am Groot.”
Ah the Florida Effect
No it’s funnier than that
According to the internet, that increases the chances of them hooking up
“Fuckin’ don’t!!” - the wind, probably.
Free refill
Nice work, Thanos.
Bo’Rai Chonk
Feel that? Anxiety, in your ankles.
Oh cool, I saw this Facebook ad too
Just means only 1/4 will get a pardon from Trump
OK Karen.
“Well if you saw she had a gun, why didn’t you wait until your break to get shot?”
Needs that song from Tokyo Drift
No, I don’t. But they i also have no reason to arm myself against them. Are you on a watch list?
Honest question, why does anyone need an assault rifle? You can’t hunt with it & you’re not likely to be attacked by trained mercenaries
They ate without him, in awkward silence
Which ramen bowl has that much noodles?
That’s what she said.
Most people first line wouldn’t even connect
She has other qualities
It’s cool that Superman stops to interact with ordinary citizens.
It’s not the height, it’s being on a ledge that’s the issue for me
Folded away
“Acid for blood, just like my ex-wife.” ~someone, probably
* shakes a pencil up & down * “Magic!”
You mean “I am Groot.”
Ah the Florida Effect
No it’s funnier than that
According to the internet, that increases the chances of them hooking up
“Fuckin’ don’t!!” - the wind, probably.
Free refill
Nice work, Thanos.
Bo’Rai Chonk
Feel that? Anxiety, in your ankles.
Oh cool, I saw this Facebook ad too
Just means only 1/4 will get a pardon from Trump
OK Karen.
“Well if you saw she had a gun, why didn’t you wait until your break to get shot?”
Needs that song from Tokyo Drift
No, I don’t. But they i also have no reason to arm myself against them. Are you on a watch list?
Honest question, why does anyone need an assault rifle? You can’t hunt with it & you’re not likely to be attacked by trained mercenaries
They ate without him, in awkward silence
Which ramen bowl has that much noodles?
That’s what she said.
Most people first line wouldn’t even connect
She has other qualities