Sometimes I like to google a question one letter at a time to see what it autocompletes to. Way to show your prejudice, google.
I object to this racist depiction of a white man
must be shore leave again
Here's a little trick to tell the difference between apple juice and apple cider
My favorite Ron and April moment
lol
dat is making me horny doe
It's going down
putting the final project through its paces
buy some propane or get outta my friggen store
Good Guy Scumbag Iran
huehuehue
I know your secret
oh yeah, right there
small victories
God dammit illuminati, get the fuck out of my dryer!
I love mid-sentence freeze frames
So satisfying
Glenn Danzig is not looking well these days
I get the feeling that my computer is not going to like this one bit
I like to leave special instructions when I order sometimes. Today's was "Be excellent to each other"
I'm not a homophobe, but...
saw that my chickens had grown in minecraft and thought this to myself
Star Trek: Voyager, season 5 episode 8
That feeling when I've gotten clean but my brain still refuses to do what I need it to do
pissing with an erection
I think our bakery is trying to make people test positive for opium
I love Google
dog selfie
Why would you expect anything else?
Well, I never!
fuck you, scumbag brain
Looking through my old code
swiggity swooty
i'm not even that old, really
so what does this do anyway?
it just keep shrinking and shrinking
When I download an album and the files are already in my preferred naming scheme
my court date is in june
Dadjoked at work
MRW I hear on NPR about a community of Hasidic Jews taking over a school board and defunding public schools they don't use
great job, bing
My nephew loves dogs so much he literally can't even
MRW when i realize my procrastination has reached critical levels
wat
MRW i get an upvote after being downvoted
found this in the windows lab today
i gotta be fricken miracle worker
go home, computer. you're drunk
nostalgia. inverted color icons will always hold a special place in my heart
OMG WAT R U DOIN
so our company got rid of employee smoking areas. this is the store next to us