Z500

15304 pts · October 14, 2011


i wanna be a muthafuckin hustla. ya betta ax somebody

Sometimes I like to google a question one letter at a time to see what it autocompletes to. Way to show your prejudice, google.

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I object to this racist depiction of a white man

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must be shore leave again

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Here's a little trick to tell the difference between apple juice and apple cider

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My favorite Ron and April moment

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lol

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dat is making me horny doe

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It's going down

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putting the final project through its paces

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buy some propane or get outta my friggen store

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Good Guy Scumbag Iran

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huehuehue

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I know your secret

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oh yeah, right there

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small victories

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God dammit illuminati, get the fuck out of my dryer!

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I love mid-sentence freeze frames

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So satisfying

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Glenn Danzig is not looking well these days

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I get the feeling that my computer is not going to like this one bit

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I like to leave special instructions when I order sometimes. Today's was "Be excellent to each other"

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I'm not a homophobe, but...

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saw that my chickens had grown in minecraft and thought this to myself

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Star Trek: Voyager, season 5 episode 8

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That feeling when I've gotten clean but my brain still refuses to do what I need it to do

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pissing with an erection

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I think our bakery is trying to make people test positive for opium

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I love Google

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dog selfie

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Why would you expect anything else?

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Well, I never!

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fuck you, scumbag brain

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Looking through my old code

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swiggity swooty

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i'm not even that old, really

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so what does this do anyway?

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it just keep shrinking and shrinking

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When I download an album and the files are already in my preferred naming scheme

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my court date is in june

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Dadjoked at work

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MRW I hear on NPR about a community of Hasidic Jews taking over a school board and defunding public schools they don't use

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great job, bing

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My nephew loves dogs so much he literally can't even

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MRW when i realize my procrastination has reached critical levels

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wat

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MRW i get an upvote after being downvoted

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found this in the windows lab today

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i gotta be fricken miracle worker

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go home, computer. you're drunk

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nostalgia. inverted color icons will always hold a special place in my heart

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OMG WAT R U DOIN

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so our company got rid of employee smoking areas. this is the store next to us

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