YeaGetShwifty

15018 pts ยท January 14, 2016


shreddin nar, browsin gur.

That is so Dad it just told me that Dire Straights is the best band ever.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone was Geography-ing too hard.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My wife saw these guys perform in Vegas I think. She left me.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's no Awesome-O 3000

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're already making a sequal. Corona wave 2: Electric Boogaloo

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Why have I never looked up the difference? Imagine all time we would save with this knowledge.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I rofled. Literally. I'm getting up now covered in dog hair and I found some quarters under the couch while I was on the floor

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lucky

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Old school Fleshlight

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a great man once said "I don't want to live on Earth anymore"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumb post redeemed by good comment reply. +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

How is this possible

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are the cops manhandling people or something?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like PETA staged the moon landing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw you're too nice. Must not be American

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just play bloody knuckles and call each other chodes like real kids.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

I Irrevocably hate people who irrevocably put the word "irrevocably" into condescending statements... irrevocably.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Unless you're a loser

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm digging the CIA's new mascot

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get your head out of your ass. I'm sure you're wrong for some reason.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

The chick on the right is pretty hot

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not a single nunchuck? You don't know how to have fun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His name was Mr. Jibbles and the wound is still fresh, metaphorically speaking.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

All cats are two faced as far as I'm concerned.

9 years ago | Likes 304 Dislikes 4

Hell yea. It's pretty easy when all the engineering companies are hiring everyone Joe shmoe with an enge degree. I'm doing it right now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Certain degrees or not

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there's shit people in all professions I suppose. Those who can't do, sell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Engineers on a sales team? What losers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're the one posting pictures of puffins on the internet bro

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2