He'll be eligible for parole in 8,000 years
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5 more minutes, please
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181
I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
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921
Yes......no....No..No! NO! NOOOO!
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679
Your move, CNN.
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744
When your friend says he has a really good bootleg copy of "It"
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3941
MRW I found Brad's wife got her job back after being fired from Cracker Barrel.
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171
Antique meme dumpshow
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2693
Look at the mess that "Protestors" left after a March for Womens rights. They should be locked in jail or kicked out of the country. See description.
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358
Back in the Good Ole days
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821
Liquid Freedom
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1703
MRW I find the perfect porn to rub one out to
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3
705
Breakfast of Champions. Double Oaked for her pleasure.
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4024
Words of wisdom
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2529
Cubs win! Cubs win!
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7
263
The most wonderful time of the year
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772
Asking for a friend...How'd the Rover take a photo of itself on Mars?
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450
Ad says it all
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3
342
I got a fever and the only prescription is...
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240
MRW I open the fridge to grab my leftovers but they're gone
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5
647
When I have the house all to myself
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6
171
When grandma finds out you've went more than 74 minutes w/o eating
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5
520
Happy birthday to the back-to-back world champs. Can't believe you're already 2017 years old!
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8
337
My favorite book
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4
389
Oh George!
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578
News network tells us the other guys are fake news and are hurting us...But we're real, trust us.
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799
Can't get a hangover if you never stop drinking
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933
I love Houston
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493