Wizdos

8205 pts ยท February 11, 2014


Message me if you have a question. I'll throw my face at it and give you the best answer I have.

I'm white people stupid enough I would pet that kitty.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fredward sure made a shift in his content

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The moral obligation here is execution

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's such a good impression it makes me wonder if they got Bob Ueker to read for it or if he's just that good

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that her avatar? Her OC is the little guy with the suspenders and the wings

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Easy there, Snake. The guidebook says that even though it contains cornstarch it's not edible. Make sure to check your boots for leeches

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must now have a shirtless fistfight Solid Snake / Liquid Snake style

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm of the opinion that if you don't want your lover's pussy to look, smell and taste like an adult woman's pussy then what you want is a little boy's butthole. And you just need the extra help to pretend

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Unfortunately I would say I'll be living in Missouri

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad! Bad dragon! Never ride a Sybian without a towel nearby

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad my dad stopped caring about Church before I was born. If I was sent to Catholic school and a nun hit me with a ruler I'd have jammed it in her eye.
And then my mother would have come and crucified the principal if I saw a lick of consequence for defending myself.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Allegedly

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New Objective: Shoot a Hole in the Surface of Mars

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've always considered myself unattractive. My wife seems to think otherwise but I dunno

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes. Man knows what he wants

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one high-effort look. I'm impressed but I cannot imagine doing the maintenance to keep it all up.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The existence of white people came around approximately 2 Bibles ago. Got it.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The former. It is June after all

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've really been enjoying these

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Russia bought Rump in the 90s. They can have him

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry pal, I'm this close to a Bone Up.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well hidey-ho officer! I tell you I have had a DOOZY of a day.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Opossum

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But you can hit them with sticks quite easily

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I use the word mook all the time so I guess that's cultural appropriation?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's very kitsch, but damn if it doesn't have a charm to it you cannot find in 'modern' setups.
Lovely place to bake pie

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dreaming about Dance Dance Revolution, obviously

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I switched to drinking gamer supps because I don't like cold brew and I can't drink hot coffee when it's 90 degrees

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0