WisdomThumbs

6714 pts · March 19, 2013


They say I have a green thumb. Well, I also have a red one. I'm more careful around hammers now. Rest in peace, Jimmy. You're the best brother anyone could ever have.

Using this tomorrow for a burning world tree in my "Horns of Valhalla" oneshot. Thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact about presidential pardons: you remain a felon afterwards. It’s an admission of guilt, but with most consequences stricken.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What have you done to me

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your family isn’t a family. Try to reconnect with the siblings. Ask a friend if you can attend their Thanksgiving if nothing else works out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just tell your family what you’re into, what you wish you weren’t into, and that you think the FBI’s opinion about your private life matters

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tying and untying knots. Home repairs. Leg stretches. Cooking to retain nutrients in low-grade food. Lots to learn if you have spare hours.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Denser population = stricter gun laws = fewer gun owners = more mass shootings. Vicious cycle repeats ad nauseum.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most mass shootings occur in areas w/ strict gun laws. If only the attacker dies, it goes largely unreported

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disappointed you’d imply I’d shoot someone over a TV. I’m not shooting unless someone tries to steal my dog or kill me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bold to assume that most gun owners are unsafe and untrained.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Welcome to the internet, where everyone knows cops are unreliable, but fewer and fewer people believe jn defending themselves.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

I should really take a pic of those messages and attach it to the gameplay footage.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guy called me "pub trash" once. I told him "then get out of the garbage." It made his death to mid-air sniper headshots more satisfying.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Spaghetti Jim

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s even more racist than the town in Oklahoma that had a “No n*****s” sign on their highway.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Superior explanation.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Skunk gum.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“...AND BELOW!”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I needed to know this. Now I do.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And pet him the wrong direction

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, my shotgun has a shovel attachment and my shovel has a smaller shotgun attachment.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I’m actually talking about people with dyslexia, not people of subpar intelligence.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you kidding? I know 16 year olds, 30 year olds, and 50 year olds with worse spelling than this.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I ate moldy bread and made all my friends embarrassed of me.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here to link that, glad someone else did it for all of us.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amazing faces. Probably accurate. Might not be accurate. Good cause though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like the BLM threw people off their land, ayyyyyyyy

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wait, Abilene TX? I live there and never got to meet him? Damn...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1