WhiskeyRiver2

5175 pts ยท July 2, 2016


something in the plastic had leached into the salt. Never happens with glass tho, IME.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The container does tho, at least if any part of it is plastic. I've used expired salt that *looked* and smelled fine, but tasted off because

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

. for my "rare insults" collection. Beautiful.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, though the exact crime varies a bit, it's generally lumped under theft.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've been called a Nazi because I support the BLM movement, but not the organization.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"God made man, Sam Colt made them equal". Never forget that armed minorities are a LOT harder to oppress.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Mango Unchained is the best nickname for him I've seen. Thanks for the laugh :3

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The proper term for a sunk warship is "Yamato-class coral reef". Or "tetanus-infested fish habitat".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marv looks majestic as fuck :3

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Humans are pretty much the only mammal that doesn't have one, actually. Weird, cool bit of trivia for ya.

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Nope. Defacing money is only illegal if it's done as fraud, e.g trying to make a $10 look like a $20.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh. Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Klepto: "I take everything that isn't nailed down. If it can be pried loose it isn't nailed down."

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Turnpike Troubadours, Gin Smoke & Lies.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Great, now I have a Turnpike Troubadours song in my head. Gin, Smoke & Lies, give it a listen.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, that's the one. Thanks for finding that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old guy wound up getting sued by dead fucks' family, started getting threats from locals.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More than you'd think. Was a case few years back, old guy disarmed a guy who had broken into his flat. Goon kept coming, got stabbed, died.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Stop it!"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Feds. That picture glows bright enough you can see it from the moon.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And the giant fuckin mirror-finish bean thing that he ***hates*** seeing called The Bean. Yeah, that asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Clark!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how even the bigwigs' wife is PISSED when she hears that. "Of all the cheap, lousy ways to save a buck!"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yup, because armor-penetrating cores made from DU are effectively self-sharpening.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from the States, dude. RCMP is on the same level as some US LEAs if not worse, the only difference is they're less likely to shoot you.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the RCMP is still full of assholes, racists and power-mad microdicks.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They aren't. They're dressed up varmint guns, but because they kind of look like mil-issue stuff people freak the fuck out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Australia's version of "trailer trash".

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, fuckin Gutfeld said he agreed with the verdict on tonight's ep of The Five. So at least some of them aren't total idiots.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thanks! Got distracted with chores and shit.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1