Now I've had some shit dates but this flushes them all away...
I heard imgur likes slutty Halloween costumes...
Today I am sad
Wife, daughter and owl keeping me awake
Wife and I brought our baby to see Avengers Endgame. Luckily she was well behaved
I've been abandoned in Stockholm until my flight in 24 hrs
This is Jack
Fuck your selfies
Strapping the kids in before a long drive
A dump of shit that made me laff
Enjoy your holidays, I'll just hang out at work...