POV: You're celery and you've been dropped on the patio
Going through the garden center on your way to look for something completely unrelated
I'm thinking about thos Bones
Enhanced Shitposting Like You've Never Experienced Before
Aerosol powered queefs?
Cedar Rapids tradition - CRUNCH BERRY DAY!!
Lewis and Clark, will you listen to me?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Green Dragon Tail Butterfly
Continuous Flow Shitposting
No selfies, doggo.
Beware of dog.
My wife's reaction when she met an ex gf of mine
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as your dog does.
Shyness is not too hard to overcome.
Careful for the antenna!
MRW this is not Mel Torme.
Like little pillows of pepperoni and cheese.
Do you like apples? Well how about THEM APPLES!!
Red Ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.
Behind every repost is a story
He's a Cinderella boy, the crowd is on its feet here.
Don't ya love clowns, kid???
Tell us, Roger Meatbag, how did this work out for you?
So this just happened at work.
Plunging my way through usersub today...
Wait for it!!
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
First ice of the year is a magical time...
Mother-in-law visiting this weekend
One of the funniest comedy scenes...
KITH Gem
MRW The Mustard Tiger gets onion ring chunks on me.
Happy Friday you magnificent bastards of User Sub!
Going to watch a ballet with my wife in a few weeks
Have a dee-eee-eeecent birthday, Bubs and Corey!
Excuse me!? Be a deer and bring me a menu, please.
The boss deciding who will be on call over the holiday weekend.
MRW I accidentally turn the pop station on the radio.
Happy Friday V. 4.42
Happy Friday, Bitches!!
Does he hold on for 8 seconds?
Going to duck out of work early today...
Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
Happy Friday V. 3.29
Now leaving user sub!
Should we keep going?
Oh my holy crap....surveillance does.
Coming in low is part of every textbook approach.
No blue shells.
Happy Friday, Fuckers!!!
MRW she takes it black
Enormous flying sausage machine.
Happy Friday!!!
Wreck it Ralph Hates Those Cans!
Someone challenged me to a Schwartz fight.