Viscouse

331034 pts · July 10, 2013


I like cheese. A lot. Don't get me wrong, I like other things too. A fine sipping whisky to take the edge off while teaching my twin 16yo daughters how to drive, LEGO of any sort (there's so many now!), dogs (like my whippet). What else, what else...stupid wordplay, effinbirds, witty insults, dark chocolate, modern warfare planes, tattoos, Battlebots, kind people, board games, and just general awesomeness. Here, have a Dad Hug. I believe in you, and I'm glad you're here.

Thought this was a Great Dane, nose down, in slomo

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Kavinsky no longer walks among us.

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Found this gem in Malcolm in the Middle.

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LOOK. AT. HE . PEETS.

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But ffs it was close...

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Lol

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Give me a caption for this Captain Good Boy, please.

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Stop scrolling!!! You must pay the California sea lion boop tax.

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brrrp?

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LABEL MAKER!!!

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Airwoof

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Quadruple mlem...

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Yes, Id like to report a crime...

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Yeah Jon.

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M'orca

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My broveries...

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Dog. I think.

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Make sure you check your sheep for parasites...

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Oreos would never do that to us.

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Two things I would hate stepping on all rolled into one

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Comet Moth

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Everyday, we stray further from the light...

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This hit me way harder than it needed to.

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Hey Wisconsin...you okay?

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Burn the 0.1%

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What up, Star Spangled Ding Dongs?

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Valid. We've been dealing with various zombies on, like, a daily basis since the 80s.

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Another day, another poo to repair

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Can’t Park There, Mate

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NO! BAD DISTILLERY!

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Overhappening to the max.

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You're welcome.

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I like to update this every now & again.

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Cleaned up video

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Truthbomb.

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Welp.

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Stay fresh, cheese bags.

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Biscuits are taken...what are we calling this?

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Just whining into the Void

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Bot traffic surpasses human traffic

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We need water...fer our beer!

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Mmm. Food.

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Is this the Space Force I've heard about?

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Farting Autocorrect

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The late 1900s

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Oldie but goodie

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Is this real? Is this the next Gamestop?

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Trying to crawl out of the hole left by the wife leaving me...

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New US dime. Well, new to me.

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Tru dat.

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Anarchic Cats Ensnared in Chaos

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Meet the Chocolate Tube Slime

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Somebody call the burn unit.

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I'm done.

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Exercise is important, m'kay?

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Less than happy.

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