I literally had to double check that my grandma was still alive when I saw my throw blanket fall on the ground like this
♪ One of these things is not like the others ♫
Got home from work. Shadow was like, "
Man successfully sues wife for having ugly genes.
Whenever I hear someone obviously in their early 20s -
Remember that time when Jason Bateman almost got mauled by Mikey the Chimpanzee on SNL in 2004?
Our food distributor has the best quality control
They may not be real but receiving a shipment of dummy phones still has its perks.
I'm almost 23 and just now did the math.
16 years later and I finally get Annabelle to at least look towards the camera.
As far as I know, everything said on the internet is completely serious.
As a millennial
Less than 2 months from our 16 year anniversary and Annabelle still feels most comfortable in her Santa-esque color scheme.
I'm in the middle of a childhood nostalgia movie marathon and suddenly saw a familiar face in 101 Dalmatians.
Thanks to the 50MB GIF limit these take FOREVER to load. Myth: Plausible
TIL the movie's Sorting Hat had a face on the back of it, too.
plz ignore if you see this, seeing if imgur will let me post something since I keep getting error messages for my other attempt
Joke so dark it has a dream.
If banks were represented by Xzibit.
MFW I'm puzzled and look down to my left, at you, to my right, and at you again.
FUCK YOU
Fun Fact: Yawns are contagious in-between species, from GIFs, and from simply thinking about the word 'yawn'.
"Change your thoughts and you change your world." -Normal Vincent Peale
Thanks to Obama I didn't make any of these.
Robin Williams tribute by @nadeeshagamage
MRW my pig gets 1st place in a sheep herding competition with a perfect score.
MRW you can't tell whether or not I just murdered a cyborg.
I hope my inability to add meme-captions to GIFs in no detracts from the BAMF that is Charles Dance.
MRW I mistake my face for a keyboard.
DOWNVOTE ME
I think I'm now officially the slowest person in the world. I just now found out that Frodo is the kid from Flipper.
Poor little guy can't tell the difference between a tree and my porch.
ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!
HIS TEETH. HIS GLORIOUS TEETH.
THUG KITCHEN, BEYOTCH!
why are you trapped in there tiny orange bobcat
They call me Cuban Pete. I’m the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom.
Please discuss.
Human v. animal v. albino animal vision, particularly in rats
A cute floppy fat racoon uses mind control to convince a human to help it dance upright.
Thank you, Magic Hat, for me giving instructions that I can't read until I follow the instructions.
During all of my years on Imgur I've never seen this before: Tim Curry, the voice behind Nigel Thornberry.
OMFG MY SUPERMARKET TYPED SALMAN INSTEAD OF SALMON BfAuHcAkHyAoHuAbHiAtHcAhH.A
Time for LNI from east coast America
I don't get you guys anymore so I searched for "nothing I post on imgur makes it to the front page" to use the first result.
It's not racist if everyone's involved, right?
I always get so many compliments on my blue eyes.
Just had a wisdom tooth pulled. I am now 33% less wise.
*insert flamenco music here*
shrek is love
So I just found out about Gloster Canaries...
I'm 22 and didn't know about Doctor Who until the series reboot started in 2005. I'm re-watching Looney Tunes: Back in Action which came out in 2003 when I was 12 (nostalgia FTW) just now noticed this gem.
Interspecies fornication
"I want a world without war, a world without insanity. I want to see people do well. I don't even think it's as much as what I want for myself. It's more what I want for the people around me. That's what I want." -Tom Cruise
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
MRW I'm in the middle of a bukkake.
Feel free to use this when making corrections, fellow Grammar Nazis.
I just can't, I give up, you guys don't like any of my photos or custom gifs so here, I made you a fucking dolphin.
All my recent submissions haven't done well so I'm using the first image I ever submitted from >2 years ago to see if it does any better now.
In college I had a mini fridge that was always a hair above 0°C. I discovered this magic n' shit you can do if you leave water in it for a while.