Vampoodle

12092 pts ยท September 30, 2013


I could text a novel at someone without looking at my phone, can't do that with touchscreens

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Look man, she can eat my dead body, but before that I'm gonna enjoy that Krussy for all it's worth

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can convince people to partake in atrocities when all they have to do to be forgiven is confess to a priest

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone wanted porn of Elizabeth so much they pushed the industry of 3d rigging tech into the future

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

And let's the rover draw dicks in Mars sand

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It wouldn't be such a loud and obvious dog whistle if Trump didn't religiously wear his blue suit and red tie every fuckin day (except when he's golfing)

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that fucking Judge over in the 5th Circuit Court is Trump getting his money's worth of Judicial aggression towards laws the Right doesn't like

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Threw themselves into the gelatinous mass of hate that is the Modern Republican party, and found their people.

They then decided to make this everyone's problem

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It had an end date because money doesn't last forever, so he used it as an excuse that it won't end it forever.

Hilariously, it would have cost less than buying Twitter and probably would have boosted Tesla's stock price

Dudes an idiot

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Ill take it over NTR

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fight game combo joke, Marvel versus Capcom 3

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the sign up sheet, I'm down for this future

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You're at dire risk of an inflation fetish

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Over their own constituents yes

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Weird hits them harder, their fathers are probably also creeps so to them that's normal, specifically putting Trumplestiltskin as weird others him outside of "normal" and their worldview can't take it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people don't like to read, plus cadence, timing, and intonation can really elevate a meme if done well.

Makes you miss Vine

I personally like to read it, but memes spread to all the mediums they can

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Embrace your desires brother, strong woman are great

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hard to take a group seriously when they call their leaders Grand Wizards, makes it sound like a DnD group gone way out of hand

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She really just picked up that one girl and kept going

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Beg to differ

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Doomba

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love him when he's a pup, still love him when he digivolves into unicorn walrus Ikkakumon

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#14 is that ted cruz?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm defending my home from these 40-50 hogs when I'm flanked by 20-30 warthog

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She really was just looking for an excuse to kill something

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well slap my ass and call me a Ultima ZT1 50 in. Fabricated Deck 23HP V-Twin Kawasaki FR Series Engine Dual Hydro Drive Gas Zero Turn Riding Lawn Mower.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0