Valawyn

45524 pts ยท September 2, 2014


I'm grumpy, crude, and irreverent. If I insult you, it's probably because you deserve it. If I compliment you, it's out of character for me and you should probably call the military because body-snatchers are real and we must prepare for the onslaught.

This is like a live action Disney character's reaction. He was destined to eventually become Maui right from the start.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

HAHA HEY GUYS CAN I FRAC TOO?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can say shit. You know... Like an adult.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, the part where he says the cops took the bullet before he thought to take a picture was just a lie to throw us off.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wanting to see nude women is fine, but you're literally shitting on another person for behaving exactly like you are. Look at me, gimme!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty fucking judgmental comment for someone with the username "send nudes or I'll die."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Does it? Does it really?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Into what? Crochet?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Necklace to what?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*you're

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Stop projecting your weird fetishes, bro.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

"Horse shaped." Right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Careful, broseph, you might cut yourself on all that edge. Oooh, so sharp.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I know, right? If only there were a way to reduce the number of said insanely stupid people... Wait, I've got it! You could leave!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hnnngh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh and I suppose I'm responsible for that? I'm a monster for being a white male?

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 12

Could've voted third party and tried to buck the bullshit dichotomy. But, no, better to choose one of two of the most evil people in the U.S

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

One of the Tremors movies, even.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pen and dreads? I think I know what the rest of the landscaping is gonna look like...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Cool. You're in the minority. Both systems had widespread, well-documented frame rate issues shortly after launch of BotW.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a problem with the game, and happened on both Wii U and Switch versions.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Mini tridents... Also known as sais.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I am.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

How old is it now?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do want.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can, but one of them is wrong and misses the entire point of the joke. So, y'know, if you like being wrong and unfunny, do whatever.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Qwestions? Really?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Good job, you quoted the quote that the title is referencing!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Congratulations, you missed the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, you found the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0