I'm grumpy, crude, and irreverent. If I insult you, it's probably because you deserve it. If I compliment you, it's out of character for me and you should probably call the military because body-snatchers are real and we must prepare for the onslaught.
This is like a live action Disney character's reaction. He was destined to eventually become Maui right from the start.
HAHA HEY GUYS CAN I FRAC TOO?
You can say shit. You know... Like an adult.
No, the part where he says the cops took the bullet before he thought to take a picture was just a lie to throw us off.
Wanting to see nude women is fine, but you're literally shitting on another person for behaving exactly like you are. Look at me, gimme!
That's a pretty fucking judgmental comment for someone with the username "send nudes or I'll die."
Does it? Does it really?
Into what? Crochet?
Necklace to what?
*you're
Stop projecting your weird fetishes, bro.
"Horse shaped." Right.
Careful, broseph, you might cut yourself on all that edge. Oooh, so sharp.
I know, right? If only there were a way to reduce the number of said insanely stupid people... Wait, I've got it! You could leave!
Hnnngh
Oh and I suppose I'm responsible for that? I'm a monster for being a white male?
Could've voted third party and tried to buck the bullshit dichotomy. But, no, better to choose one of two of the most evil people in the U.S
One of the Tremors movies, even.
Pen and dreads? I think I know what the rest of the landscaping is gonna look like...
Cool. You're in the minority. Both systems had widespread, well-documented frame rate issues shortly after launch of BotW.
That's a problem with the game, and happened on both Wii U and Switch versions.
Mini tridents... Also known as sais.
I am.
How old is it now?
Do want.
It can, but one of them is wrong and misses the entire point of the joke. So, y'know, if you like being wrong and unfunny, do whatever.
Qwestions? Really?
Good job, you quoted the quote that the title is referencing!
Congratulations, you missed the joke.
Congratulations, you found the joke.