Hi, my name is Cuck and i would like to talk to about the story of...the... UNWANTED POTATO. Our story starts in a little town called potatovile. Everything was going well in potatovile when all of a sudden the two brothers from the Fri-french family start to fight again, but this time it was serious. The brothers Chipes and Wedgee were having a fallout because the family fortune, the oil business was all going to Wedgee instead of being shared with his half-brother Chipes. "Wedgee i swear on the crispy gods if you sign this form instead of sharing that business i will slaughter your whole family" "Threatening me? aww Chipes you're too nice, but it's too bad that you were a bastard.... MY father never loved you, he just took pity and didn't want you end up like those baby carrots in Carrotonia selling them selves just to get a bit cash for rich-soil" "You comparing me to one of THOSE addicts, you motherfucker! Oh wait there is no need for that type of language since your mother is the one that sucks my stem every weekend, guess I am the motherfucker" Wedgee grabs the nearest salad dressing bottle, smashes it on the chair and goes for the swift Jab, trying to aim for Chipes soft baked brain. Chipes being thin and rolling a 14 on the d20, dodges the critical blow but unfortunately for our vigilantly, it pieced the right seed of Chipes, leading our Unwanted Hero to be one seed free deep fryer. "Wedgee you cucumber loving fucker.... I can't see with my right seed... I can't see!" Chipes crawls on the floor like a dog looking for his missing ball in the backyard. You know that ball you gave to him as a pup which he chewed on all the time and ends up popping it so you have to tell him the story about farm upstate which the ball can be free and roam forever, but deep inside he knows it's gone and is not coming backing back but he still goes in the backyard hoping that someday he the crimson red ball returns ahh fuck it, i'll continue the story next time when i am drunk................... P.S i am no longer drunk but i'm not gonna finish the story, imgur is not the place for me, it's pretty much of a shitshow. So let me just spoil it, Chipes gets revenage and kills Wedgee for having an afair with chipses' wife, Chipes has been banished, therefore becoming UnwatedPotato. Now go suck some dick.
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