UndeadErma

6158 pts · June 17, 2017


I'm literally just a piece of shit 🙃

That's an original one I haven't heard before ??

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That weird sibling love/hate relationship lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brothers and I are adopted and I use it to insult them ? they piss me off and I just "well you're adopted so" but it's also said out of

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a TikTok trend, you throw the shoe and kick, then transition into an outfit with the shoes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're pretty great ☺️

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My roomate got a kitten and he followed him into the bathroom, and jumped in the toilet while roomate was peeing. Kitten learned real quick

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#20 okapi are my favorite animals. I miss living near the San Diego Zoo and going to just stare at them for a couple of hours

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whiskey inside of a thermos that's coated with makeup and blood

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's phrase "like a bull in a china shop": behaving recklessly and clumsily in a place or situation where one is likely to cause damage

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

The haunt industry, Spfx makeup, why practical FX is important even with CGI being as good as it is now

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love self drpricationg humor!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll never know ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They absolutely would and do unfortunately

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

^^ this. I can't stand not showering at night and sleeping in my day filth

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's going to be at a con I'm attending in August. I fully expect to faint on sight to witness her beauty irl

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have photosensitivity and have to be really cautious when I drove at night. LED headlight blind me and I see spots for a while.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okapi are my absolute favorite animals ? I wish more people knew about them

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't his dad also turn into a female? I know there's a species of fish where if the female dies, the males transition

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a haunted house worker, can confirm you're still in here. Please leave, we just want to go home to our families

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah it wasn't my greatest moment. Only got the one brain cell unfortunately ?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddamit. VICTORIA

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No victreebel is a grass/poison pokemon. You're thinking of Victoia

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah we werent allowed to drink at the bar, even on our off days cuz an old manager ruined it lol. But I'm also not much of a drinker

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a whole thing with the staff iirc. It's on his reddit page under The same name

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

No, they are just not contributing to the pet obesity because OMG SO CUTE CHONKY BABY. Certain cats will just eat til they vomit.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yeah I was wait staff and the second I clocked off, I was fucking right off home to be away from people.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

We need proof! This sounds adorably hilarious

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shaeleigh

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