UhnothisisPatrick

108605 pts · November 21, 2016


Courage By Karle Wilson Baker COURAGE is armor A blind man wears, The calloused scar Of outlived despairs: Courage is Fear That has said its prayers. ------------- His hooker's in the Scilly van When seines are in the foam; But money never made the man, Nor wealth a happy home. So, blest with love and liberty, While he can trim a sail, He'll trust in God, and cling to me-- The Boatman of Kinsale Thomas Osborne Davis

"Yes that's French their speaking and no these children aren't French they're American!"

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Tesla Model X helping someone with their semi

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MRW I am robbed at nipple point in front of my own house

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Sammie's Kentucky Derby hat looked different in the advertisement

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Thought I was a great swimmer, turns out I'm a little rusty

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Headline: BMW completes world record 8 hr (232.5 mile) drift with help new fueling method. Turn signal operation still mystery. 

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Unfortunately, lambs don't silence themselves

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Everyone knows the thrill of a well executed Crop Dust

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Sexual Assault Rifle

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NFL commissioner Roger Goodell delievers inspiring pre-game speach

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Sammie the Island Guard Dog

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Convincing my Boss I was really sick when I took the day off to play video games

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Our President's response to NK's "Here today, Guam tommorrow" threat

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Pay Per View take my money

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When its your Cake Day but being on this site for hours a day over the past year has done nothing to improve your deteriorating mental state

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My co-worker plays this every time someone fucks up at work. 

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In Russia, Bear hunts you

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This, uh, never happens to me I swear

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