"Yes that's French their speaking and no these children aren't French they're American!"
Tesla Model X helping someone with their semi
MRW I am robbed at nipple point in front of my own house
Sammie's Kentucky Derby hat looked different in the advertisement
Thought I was a great swimmer, turns out I'm a little rusty
Headline: BMW completes world record 8 hr (232.5 mile) drift with help new fueling method. Turn signal operation still mystery.
Unfortunately, lambs don't silence themselves
Everyone knows the thrill of a well executed Crop Dust
Sexual Assault Rifle
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell delievers inspiring pre-game speach
Sammie the Island Guard Dog
Convincing my Boss I was really sick when I took the day off to play video games
Our President's response to NK's "Here today, Guam tommorrow" threat
Pay Per View take my money
When its your Cake Day but being on this site for hours a day over the past year has done nothing to improve your deteriorating mental state
My co-worker plays this every time someone fucks up at work.
In Russia, Bear hunts you
This, uh, never happens to me I swear