27044 pts ยท February 2, 2014
Well I can zipper properly when getting on the highway.
"For when someone fucked up"
Agreed. My family has a cabin on the shore and it looks a lot like that. Beware, the water temp is barely above freezing
Ha! Milf oil
You forgot corn
So, a guy with a girlfriend was using grindr?
Hipster shoveling snow before it's cool.
I showed you my toe beans. Pls respond.
Oh shit, have I been drinking?
Ha! Dead balls...
I would like to hear stories about people that got hired for jobs they had no idea how to do...
Go get 'em, tire
No, that fried eggs on toast.
Come on Germany. We expect more from you.
Mine was spoonfuls of sugar. My sister ate butter by the stick.
That boy is the total package. Full head of hair, boat somewhere beautiful.
It gives dogs a tasty peanut butter treat on the way to another tasty treat
I think they got married when she was very young and he was old, and it was many years after the war ended.
Looks like they're making a new Human Centipede.
Fucking legos, man...
Ha. That's the same one I got
Amazon had started MAILING me ads for their shows.
If I had a nickle for every story that started with me getting hit in the face with a shuttlecock...
Everclear.... I expect nothing less.
If I was that happy I wouldn't bother to repopulate either.
And you can't afford to buy an "E"
Well I can zipper properly when getting on the highway.
"For when someone fucked up"
Agreed. My family has a cabin on the shore and it looks a lot like that. Beware, the water temp is barely above freezing
Ha! Milf oil
You forgot corn
So, a guy with a girlfriend was using grindr?
Hipster shoveling snow before it's cool.
I showed you my toe beans. Pls respond.
Oh shit, have I been drinking?
Ha! Dead balls...
I would like to hear stories about people that got hired for jobs they had no idea how to do...
Go get 'em, tire
No, that fried eggs on toast.
Come on Germany. We expect more from you.
Mine was spoonfuls of sugar. My sister ate butter by the stick.
That boy is the total package. Full head of hair, boat somewhere beautiful.
It gives dogs a tasty peanut butter treat on the way to another tasty treat
I think they got married when she was very young and he was old, and it was many years after the war ended.
Looks like they're making a new Human Centipede.
Fucking legos, man...
Ha. That's the same one I got
Amazon had started MAILING me ads for their shows.
If I had a nickle for every story that started with me getting hit in the face with a shuttlecock...
Everclear.... I expect nothing less.
If I was that happy I wouldn't bother to repopulate either.
And you can't afford to buy an "E"