TotallyNotTheFBI

24954 pts · August 22, 2016


I'm Dave, I'm totally not the FBI. I used to be TotallyNotTheFBI, which I still am, but I used to also have some fake internet doo-dads. Anyways, send all of your illegal activities to my PM.

When you’re told not to play tackle football with your younger cousins

Points 27
Comments 9
Views 1074

Went for groceries, came back with a Borg.

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 425

How it feels when your grandma says you’re a handsome young man

Points 22
Comments 5
Views 994

You heard him wrong, he wasn’t talking about Cap needing a shield.

Points 4
Comments 8
Views 412

When you put hard work into something and someone gives positive feedback that wasn’t necessary.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 399

MRW I realize I watched the entire 9 seasons of Seinfeld in a little over a week.

Points 36
Comments 18
Views 1469

Quick reminder of this amazing game.

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 153

When you start bonding with someone over Stranger Things

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 135

That face you make when all of your friends are hanging out with other people

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 386

Game suggestion for the PS4, I’ve played the ones I’ve had too many times, now I need to focus on getting some more

Points 1
Comments 21
Views 190

Officially Firearm Friday on the East Coast

Points 60
Comments 5
Views 2071

Noticed something strange while reading Beyond Watchmen - Rorschach

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 513

Was reborn, then. Was Rorschach.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 728

How it feels being a Georgia fan right now.

Points 1
Comments 16
Views 210

How to play Fallout 4, the Swanson way.

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 200

When someone tells you they’re a Furry

Points 30
Comments 12
Views 1359

When you can’t tell if your headphones have gone bad or if you’re going deaf

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 186

When someone asks why I don’t watch Modern SNL

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 258

Watchmen - Issue 12. The Death or Rorschach.

Points 41
Comments 12
Views 2664

Layne Staley - Alice in Chains

Points 57
Comments 33
Views 2521

Rest In Peace, Duncan, Grey Warden Commander.

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 288

(Spoilers) The best and biggest twist in Arrow history, in one of the greatest seasons of any CW show.

Points -2
Comments 0
Views 158

You’ll get your rent when you fix the damn power current mini game 50 times over!

Points 57
Comments 16
Views 2353

Quick reminder from window dog to be kind to each other

Points 22
Comments 1
Views 1185

Dang

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 685

TIL Crocodiles tried to prevent anime

Points 12
Comments 2
Views 893

Why is it cookie?

Points 3
Comments 17
Views 388

Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder, just two dudes hanging out.

Points 34
Comments 9
Views 1875

Enchantment!

Points 31
Comments 16
Views 848

Update On Grandmother

Points 31
Comments 1
Views 1157

Forever my favorite.

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 638

Recently saw this photo of my Russian great grandfather watching a comrade die in the war. Heartbreaking.

Points 37
Comments 10
Views 1265

Not wrong

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 216

I’m still parked out by the lake

Points -2
Comments 1
Views 178

When Jeremy by Pearl Jam comes on, and you gotta prep for them feels

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 356

Finally watched Stranger Things after not believing the hype.

Points 18
Comments 4
Views 712

Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 640

When you and your friend are about to do something stupid, but at least you’re on the same page.

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 998

After spending Christmas with my grandma in the nursing home, here’s to finally sitting down, drinking coffee, and relaxing.

Points 39
Comments 9
Views 666

Reminder this show existed.

Points 6
Comments 25
Views 397

Made a face I could bear to look at in the mirror.

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 604

Chris Cornell to grace your day.

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 724

MRW one of my best friends tells me he’s saving up for an engagement ring for his girlfriend.

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 406

MRW someone asks me why I keep fucking my trash can

Points 43
Comments 3
Views 1832

To the people who voted to repeal Net Neutrality

Points 32
Comments 4
Views 1000

Oh the difference one letter makes

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 229

The Death of Rorschach - Movie Version

Points 49
Comments 14
Views 1946

Another reason to love Pearl Jam

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 167

When you're a beautiful man in all of your stages of life.

Points 48
Comments 25
Views 1737

A couple shots of Bayek to help others get excited for this seemingly great game.

Points -7
Comments 0
Views 148

Oh the things you /come/ across

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 334

Found the perfect gift for my dumb cousin.

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 546

When you cut your little buddy while shaving and are trying not to overreact

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 412

Oh

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Comments 3
Views 184

When your team doesn't win but you love them anyways.

Points 0
Comments 6
Views 220

Dave Grohl, super serious rockstar

Points 29
Comments 6
Views 1294

Is it just me, or does he remind you of someone?

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 162

How It Feels: Trying to airdrum heavier music.

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 452

Some good pictures.

Points 48
Comments 32
Views 1389

No greater curse than to outlive your closest friends.

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 306
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