I have a problem. I like to collect figures and blind boxes. Send help.
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MRW I'm listening to music with headphones on and the music pans from left and right
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3292
How it feels to chew 5 Gum.
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205
I use to be proud to say that I was a good old southern boy. Now, I feel like saying that I'm from the south is an insult.
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When someone say they don't like The Killers
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9
My cat's reaction when I give her a belly rub longer than I should
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1297
How my friends react when I text them in the morning after we went out drinking
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MRW someone says they didn't like The Goonies.
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930
MFW I lock my friends out of the safe room in L4D during a huge horde attack
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700
When my cat rolls over on her back wanting belly rubs
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A visual representation of what it's like to throw up whiskey when you have heartburn and a sore throat
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Me: "Inside Out looks like a fun movie. Bet it's a great family movie that I can watch and not feel bad."
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ba-dum-tsss
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MFW the doctor gives me 3 weeks to recover from a surgery and I am recovering 1 week in
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Doesn't make sense, man!
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4473
When your anxiety and depression begins to boil over and you feel yourself getting lost
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189
Oh, we doing the Christmas Selfie thing again?!
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211
Bethesda is trying to push for paid mods again, charging $60 for Fallout 4 VR.
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445
That flat ass topping having ass pizza ain't no damn deep dish, fam. Fucking weak ass pizza game
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545
When your date goes home and you're finally alone and let that fart go
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When you're out drinking with your lightweight of a friend and they tell you go easy you've drank too much
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711
When you had Korean BBQ and had plenty of cabbage
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3538
MRW it's my birthday and Imgur posts fucked up shit all day and upvotes it
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96
MRW I hear Journey playing
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1172
When you're solo queuing in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and someone tries to jump you for your loot
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1184
My Face When someone says Game of Thrones is too depressing because of character deaths
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117
This is why I typically avoid human contact. I know it was a good tip, but, my mind has me going into panic mode.
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Christmas Selfies? Sure, why not.
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274
Noah's Wife..?
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327
Amazing what you learn through doing things (hehe) that you're afraid of
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180
Funny how that works, though...
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MRW I get more frames and better performance in Player Unknown's Battelgrounds at High settings than Very Low
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210
Was eating some Wonton soup and then, it hit me...
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164
This is what crosses my mind when I'm playing The Division's Survival mode
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121
When your monitor has 2 dead pixels that you could totally ignore since they're in a corner and well hidden. The only logical choice is to...
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1608
MRW I sign into Imgur and see Brendan Fraser all over the place
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1114
I just can't see what all the hype was about.
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74
When you grab a handful of jelly beans and one of them was black licorice
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315
MRW I applied for a job because I was pissed off at life and hated everything and everyone and only applied because, "Fuck it, why the fuck not?" and get the job.
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When someone complains about movies using too much CGI, but, are excited for the new Star Wars and the next big Marvel blockbuster
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349
When your pinky toe nail keeps getting snagged on the inside of your sock half way through putting it on
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When you're talking to someone about Mass Effect and they say don't romance Liara
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MRW my junkie sister is threatening to move out because of the stress she's under living here
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When you wake up to a hurricane... in Colorado
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MRW my cat finally gets off my lap
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407
Being single has trained me for this moment. My iron grip is unmatched
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483
I'm just saying.
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When you get a new computer chair and you gotta make sure lift pedal works
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I wonder if he's an organ donor, that song will become literal...
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125
When you eat some super spicy food and you know what it's going to do to your asshole later and you're on the toilet later like....
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510
Go sit on the toilet
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MRW I'm out with a friend and we overhear a conversation about how hot Ed Sheeran is
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302
Oh well, when in Rome...
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When you're using a plunger and the poo water splashes on your arm
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When you find out someone puts milk in their tea
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Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
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Probably both, honestly.
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Ohh, I 'member!
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When the package says "meal for two" and you're single as fuck but then you realize it means more food for you
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635
Apparently, I'm Team Human and I have no clue what's even going on...
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