TotalMarkOut

2575 pts · July 25, 2016


Maybe I don’t get him but I found it awfully boring and it put me to the best sleep I’ve had in ages. 10/10 for that alone.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 19

I’m 100% convinced this is his comedy style and he says stuff just to get a rise out of people.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's wrong with "grinding it out"? Isn't that the point of games replay value? Nintendo was hard on purpose for people to replay until won

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

I saw her in a book store, the cashier said "that's Sigoruney Weaver over there" I said "cool" and went on my way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you think WW2 was fought to save the Jews I have some bad news ...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's cool America has these restaurants I want to try. But then I'm like ... free health care is better than sonic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never go to a movie for a first date. Can't talk and get to know them. Something active is way better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm convinced everything he says is thought out. He's next level comedian

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I envy anyone who can go wherever. I only feel comfortable at home. Fml :(

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I almost got fired from my job making this statement on my social media!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Kids and a party pooper of a wife changes you man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's not worth it, either don't cheat or get out of the relationship

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when Germans started two world wars.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Absolutely the guilt trip does it. I've had it. Honestly I wouldn't recommend cheating on my worst enemy. Terrible idea.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

If you don't watch Netflix non stop they're all new to me. I've had Netflix for years now and have never failed to find something to watch.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pro tip. If it's one line and 3 pictures, no schooling or common connections I always swipe left

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Slept with an Wasian. Can confirm they're gorgeous.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6