Toqueman

138864 pts · January 6, 2013


Hi, I'm a person of the male variety, I have been living for 33 years, I live in Canada, and I would like to dispel any myths and stereotypes that the world has aboot Canada, yes we live in igloos, yes we all have a pet moose, mine is named Humphrey, I also ride a polar bear. A typical Canadian drink is a nice cup of maple syrup, there's just nothing like it, we do say eh a lot, and we also apologize far too much, we're sorry aboot that, if you want to know more send me a message. Now have a good day eh?

Let's go on an adventure today

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Sharing my 12th favourite for Imgur's birthday

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300 points to disable ads, I was so close

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When the humans see the zombies taking over

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These puns aren't too shab-bee ????

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It's the little things that get me

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Better run humans

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I just don't see what the hype is about

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I love these so much

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Tell me I'm not alone in having read this

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When the realization that you have real responsibilities hits you

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Happy July 29th

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I should go to the dentist 

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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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Netflix broke

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Happy mother's day

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I'm feeling a little hoarse

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When the squid zombies take over

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Threw my wallet on my bed and it landed like this

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I've walked on this bridge every weekend for over a year and not noticed this until now.

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well how about that?

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I don't think I've ever seen a rabbit this angry

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Rest In Peace Gabe, may you continue borking in doggy heaven :'(

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Well, it's that time of the year again

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I finally did it. I emptied out a pen for the first time

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The struggle is real

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Look out everyone, this is a super

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Whoa! You gotta try this!

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Sunrises are pretty great

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Tru

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It's my cake day so here you go, now this song is stuck in your head

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It needs to be known that this user has the entire Monty Python and the Holy Grail script as their bio. I think I'm in love

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top kek

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Couldn't he still lift the lid without touching the hammer?

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I feel this in my soul

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I'm surprised this dog can even run, them legs look real messed

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Um guys? My imgur has experienced a technical difficulty

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Twitter dump

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When you show your friend the ways of the internet and they end up using 9gag

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I know it's late but today was let's talk day here in Canada

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Ummmmm, it's LNI somewhere right?

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finally it's over

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Finally, sheet music I can read!

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I don't even know why I expected it to work

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I can't be the only one this happens to, can I?

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Do you even noot?

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Just Canada things

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Something deadpool actually said

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I love deadpool

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Living that student life

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Not my proudest moment

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Well, I know where I'm going

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Where does the poo go?

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Wow...

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