TitaniumEatingUtensil

10913 pts ยท April 28, 2014


Impressing your mother since Feb 15, 1995

Merry Christmas from your Part 107 certified Imgurian!

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MRW I bought tickets to the 3D showing of Star Wars VIII on accident 2 months ago and now it's too late to change it because my showing is tonight.

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Star Wars Title

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Stop here, Usersub, rest if only for a little while.

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met Vermin Supreme tonight

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I have been confused for so long.

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I have no use for this meme anymore... here ya go usersub. I'm going to cry now.

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We aren't friends anymore...

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I didn't have a change of pants

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Warning: additional hostiles detected

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MRW my best friend convinced me to jump on the Dark Souls train and I haven't stopped playing since yesterday afternoon.

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How I feel when I'm reading a Snapchat convo then the person's little blue dot shows he or she is typing.

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happy birthday America

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MRW my friend can't keep up with my Vodquilla margaritas after number 3.

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Come, let me tell you a story...

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For those who asked for a blank one

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"stop being an idiot in national parks" -my mom after I posted this

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I stopped to make this meme.

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Doggo 1 and Doggo 2

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it might as well be considering what we've got

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Rest at the Bonfire, you Hollows, on this 29th of July, if only for a little while.

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When you are asked if "you want to get lucky?"

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mrw i get a front page post and two job offers in one afternoon

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happy red head Monday

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MRW I'm asked if this is what I really want, but I don't know I'm about to get thrown in the freezer.

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MRW my college course has an obscene amount of reading material.

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MRW I hear someone say Donald Trump is the voice of reason after Brussels bombings.

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MRW my ex girlfriend shows up at my place of work, and continually tries getting in my LOS

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MFW someone describes a movie and changes what happens

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MRW I stub my toe at my girlfriend's parents' house, and she asks me if it hurts.

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Let's face it.

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Stop your late night scrolling...

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Happy Valentine's day

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MFW I overhear two girls discussing their incest fantasies.

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witness the true power of the force

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When I roll up to my friend's house to go out for my 21st birthday.

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MRW my ex girlfriend sends me flowers on my birthday saying they made her think of me and smile.

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so true.

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here's to you Imgur. I've just turned 21.

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witty title

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