TinyOctopus

2842181 pts ยท October 12, 2014


Y'know. If you voted Republican or just didn't vote. Well... Here we go. What a shitstorm this is gonna be.

You're holding the soldering gun wrong.

Kidding. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Stellar work as always. I was wondering if you were going to repurpose the tubing on the gloves as a smoke delivery mechanism. But it's always nifty to see the work that goes into crafting these awesome props.

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That curly floof. It's a trap, but still, the urge to pet the belly is strong.

3 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yes. Pooders might have them, but he has no forks.

3 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Tiny octopus believes that this hula hooper might not be wearing any underwear in a clear violation of OSHA regulations.

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It was a great comic book movie.

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#31 Whether it's rotting pork, rotting beef, or rotting vegetables, it's all rotten.

Conservatives are a plague and are as a whole, ANTI-LGBTQ, anti-progressive. It's in the name. Conservative.

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At the time, it didn't seem like dating. It was hanging out between classes and going to see a movie, or the two of us hanging out at her place to play the Impossible Game or go over CS homework. And the time she made me pumpkin ravioli with brown butter sauce.

See, it's perfectly clear in retrospect, but at the time? Didn't see it at all...

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No, since divorced and now has full custody. We talk from time to time, but the moment seems to have passed. Put out the invite for coffee to catch up, but nothing ever came of it. Chalk it up to one of those, *TEN YEARS LATER* "wait...she was in to me?" things.

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Cats. Lol. That's hilarious.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, was growing onions and garlic, but Frank started nibbling. One time and it was like, nope. Not poisoning you due to your own silliness

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Dated a girl for a hot minute in college who reminded tiny octopus of Amanda Seyfried. Broke up and life circled around and we saw each other and she told him that she loved him back then, but never told him. Which was weird. But she was married with a kid on the way, so the only response was, "Huh. I had no idea."

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GTFO with that AI bullshit.

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Her and Jennifer Connolly.

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Silambam Soccer?

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh yes. And sometimes, he just splashes in it and makes a huge mess everywhere.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did 75% of my normal work weight, but added a couple reps to make up for it.

And I complained in my head the entire time.

2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hey. Haven't we all enjoyed a nice stick of deep fried butter with the foot-long corn dog?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Leg day? Finally. An excuse not to go. XD

Although, as a dude, not pregnant, so...dammit.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unreasonably floofy, given his humble beginnings.

2 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That vacant ornj stare. Back when he was a little less floofy.

2 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

No. The tinier had kung fu at six, and an hour and a half is not long enough. Chicken parm is on Friday.

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Same as it's ever been.

2 days ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Stems. XD

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

@ErinFromTheOffice

Oops

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What The Fuck Ever.

July 29th. @ErinAtTheOffice Day.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tried to explain to the tiniers what this meant. Their reactions:

"But why?"

"What?"

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