Homeless? Hungry? Here's a fresh house and some fresh peanuts. Fuckin' legend.
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best show for memes
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Societal issues are important and all but sometimes you just gotta prioritize
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Travel to new lands! Destabilize them! Obtain psychological damage! Possible death! Thrown away when we're done with you! Ah. The best self.
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Loretta time
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This is the future liberals want.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson whenever someone watches a sports game or enjoys a movie:
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Pop-Tarts ads regularly advocate cannibalism but being gay is a step too far. ...Also how can a Pop-Tart be gay?
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When you look at your cat and that shady motherfucker winks at you
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Mood.
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*sipping coffee at 7 PM while a full 32-ounce water bottle sits untouched since morning because there was coffee then too* "Drink water, guys."
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Ah, yes. Slave privilege.
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Playing a character-guessing game and I won because my niece didn't even know who Daffy Duck was.
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When your position is so absurd that it sounds like several different instances of Rick and Morty all at once
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The 'Let's just mash ads together regardless of if the things are even connected.' stage of capitalism feels like a shitty hypnotist at work.
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The year is 2032: You download Alan Rickman on Wimelire and get measles directly through the wifi.
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Soap on a rope
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"America is a melting pot of diversity." meanwhile every place outside America got all the good snacks...And fast food menus. Some bullshit.
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This better not awaken anything i--Too late.
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Arguments in support of destroying the environment: Horny.
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Why are we here just to suffer...
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Seinfeld music
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Nigel Thornbooby.
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Browsing Amazon when suddenly '...I've bought a lot of stupid shit before but am I really gonna...'
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So this cool guy named Tom, I don't even know him that well, but he wrote a song about me. ?
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Undermining their own utopia to own the libs.
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That's not how rights work at all but it shouldn't stop anyone from throwing bricks at cops.
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I have achieved a most terrible understanding.
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Rebel, rebel
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Banger
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Believe it or not, fuzzy thoughts was the first thing I tried, Lisa. How about you stay positively far away and let me angrily eat my McGriddle in peace.
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Next time, just say 'Enjoy your drugs!' It's technically correct and insert remainder of Futurama quote here.
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Destressing is important.
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John Waters accidentally a whole sociopolitical commentary fifty years in advance
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