Spending slightly too long thinking of a funny comment and then someone jumps in straight away with pure gold and steals your points. Always!
14
1
850
MJ at McDonald’s
1
3
155
The first Samoyed harvest has been made. Bravo for scale.
4
4
341
Are we really not doing phrasing anymore?
17
7
645
And so it begins...
63
3
3030
My dog giving me advice.
4
1
377
Me not learning from my mistakes.
9
1
373
Looks like it might start to Jizzle soon.
46
12
1677
When you look so fabulous you surprise yourself.
7
2
410
Don’t forget your old pal Yuki.
6
6
99
Kubrick Fried Chicken?
54
10
1912
Walk? Uh, nah, I’m busy sorry
22
2
658
Ever seen baby pigeons?
14
2
761
Any love for New Zealand’s fourth best folk duo?
37
28
1292
Doing stuff and then remembering that I have to work tomorrow.
21
2
991
This move took some balls.
40
11
2066
When your boss asks you to do something but you really don’t care.
47
5
1407
Uh, are we really not doing phrasing anymore?
25
8
1148
Fucking building.
23
10
901
The true passion of the Christ.
-4
12
261
So there's this town. How did it get its name I wonder?
0
1
155
When someone is driving the FP train and you jump on the top comment carriage.
1387
42
105665
MRW Trapping my sciatic nerve and then have to use suppositories for pain relief. A shitty day all round.
8
2
539
I ain’t afraid of no ghost...
5
2
245
Use a coaster or it’ll leave a ring.
26
4
814
Art standing!
1908
89
102182
My dog is apparently quite the social butterfly.
55
12
2171
We’ll make our own music, with blackjack and hookers. Oh my!
56
9
1930
I can relate to this.
7
1
404
My dog is a weirdo.
42
5
1839
It’s my seat now!
8
0
574
I can really dig this art.
29
4
1186
How are you feeling?
-4
1
353
0
0
0
Upmarket neighbourhood installs new dog bidets.
2311
38
150151
MFW trying to come up with one great pun to rule them all.
2
1
183
Me when watching new Blue Planet II tonight.
7
2
605
Shitty digits all week
1
9
224
Get a text from the wife....
6
5
379
Inspiration for your home.
19
16
1166
When your big brother has your back. Show me who’s been picking on you.
30
2
1238
Good boy is lit AF!
74
5
3336
I’m definitely watching this!
14
2
832
Something for everyone at Tokyo airport.
42
2
2625
Will this defence work for me even though I’m not a billionaire?
14
5
953
So it looks like the pregnant women in Japan are Wi-fi hot spots.
42
5
1849
Japanese barrier supports, so kawaii!
2
1
134
I hope that it doesn't taste as shitty as it looks.
-1
1
142
What's the worst that could happen?
0
2
137
What are you doing? Nothing, just dicking around.
27
5
1110
Now you know your ABCs won’t you double team with me.
31
16
851
Brown leader standing by.
1072
76
73381
So the cubs are definitely both mine?
26
1
1445
M M M Mask!
8
1
244
Bravo and Yuki
26
0
887
Can't wait for summer!
48
8
2218
Why is this not a movie yet?
15
9
821
Do any of you lovely people have any tips?
3
3
448
Jealous much?
-2
4
223