MFW I see pictures of a girl blowing a dog in Usersub
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11 Great Audrey Hepburn Films (none of which are Breakfast at Tiffany's
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When I text her "come suck my cock" and autocorrect changes the last word to "cactus"
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In all seriousness, human ladies are much better
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GOOD GURRRRRRRRRLS
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Guess what zombies? Your most famous kin Rob Zombie/White Zombie has betrayed you
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Mfw I get turned into a reaction meme instead of finally being recognized as a qualified doctor
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It usually means times are tough when I need to take fucking coins out
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Today is my cakeday, so I wanted to share some psychotic sheep
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MFW I tell my friend to stop reading a book about Pennywise the Clown and start reading a book about black maids
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LOOK AT ME I'M MR. MEESEEKS
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For me, this is a confession, because I have bashed this kind of thing openly before.
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Kelly Kapowski who? Jessie Spano was my childhood crush when I was a kid and watched Bayside
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As a Canadian, have a tiny cute sea slug to make a small difference
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I hope kids can't see why they love cinnamon toast crunch
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Natalie Portman Dump
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I got 100% on my pokedex in Pokémon Moon. This makes up for my average marks in my masters.
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Rick Ghastly
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Dormammu I've come to bargain
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Need Help Financing A Documentary!
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MFW it is 3:31 on the third Tuesday if the month, and I only have to wait one more minute for Batman to jerk off on me
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Dormammu I've come to bargain
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MRW My username was actually taken and I had to replace a lower case L with an upper case i to pretend it wasn't taken in a typical slowpoke fashion
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Today is a religious holiday
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH ELIMINATION
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MRW I have food poisoning during the holidays
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My Valentines Day Present For My Girlfriend
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MRW I'm a stuffed animal trying to find Buzz on the bed when Andy walks in mid jump
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D'oh
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MRW I walk in on a friend having sex with my favorite Pixar movie
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No more Motion for GIF Wars....∆
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mfw I cannot afford to miss work but my body is so full of phlegm
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MFW I'm told to ride bitch
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Rest in Peace David Jones: A letter to the legend and the many wishing to downvote and shit on the grieving
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