TheRiddlerIsBetterLookingThanYou

50916 pts · February 28, 2014


And when you fail to get my jokes and lie blubbering like an ignorant child on the floor, you will know…

If you can’t trust the liars, who can you trust?

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Some say it’s the BEST peace prize

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Foolproof test

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Dementia Don

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She’s a national treasure

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100 years ago today

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Spotted a celebrity today!

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Judgement Year

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Protest today in Leesburg VA

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Is this IG ad trolling me?

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I thought the teapot exhibit at the museum would be boring. And then I saw this masterpiece.

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Feels good to laugh again

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There’s nothing worse

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Not mine, just here to share.

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HAPPY 4TH, AMERICA!! Enjoy the US while it lasts.

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I mean I appreciate it but, hurtful.

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I hope they don’t get flooded with calls and shut down…like when Virginia tried this

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How to tell you’re dating a monster

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‘Twas the Night Before Star Wars - An original poem

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Hand out full-size Snickers instead

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Defending Your Conspiracy

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MFW the wife asks me to help cut veggies

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Us DINK dudes watching all our friends & brothers celebrating a happy Father’s Day

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That didn’t take long. In week 1 they’ve started work on making trump dictator for life.

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I cooked dinner for my extended family. My nephew the chef had some notes.

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We deserve every travel ban imposed by every other country

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Hero

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Nice swell today in Santa Monica

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Near, far, dude where’s my car

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People aren’t smart enough for AI

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Roy Keeeeent!!!

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Hmmm…I wonder…something about that assassin seemed familiar

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We know how this is gonna end

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He really did this.

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From 2018 and still true today

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Peoples gonna puzzle. Kitties gonna box.

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Facts schmacks

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I think we can make an exception for coughing

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People at the park today reminding me how grateful I am to have escaped the Christian cult

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A font you don’t forget

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Yes, they’re blaming the Buffalo NY massacre on video games

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Stay safe, Angelenos

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Following RFK Jr’s recipe

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Official title, true believers!!

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Sweet merciful McGillicuddy. It’s finally happened!

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Don’t do this

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Full-sized Halloween

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Oh ‘Murica, don’t ever change

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Junk mail

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Make the Phantom Zone Great Again

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Kavanaugh just needs better doors

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This is next level brilliance

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The real trump

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Let people enjoy things

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Let’s see how this goes

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It’s the gift that keeps on giving

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Trump was only a symptom of the real problem

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