My kid made me breakfast for Father's Day ❤
Remember me...
Futurama Did It! (Link in description)
Jerry Smith, FTW!
My backup SS came through!
An important distinction that allows for the real conversation to be had.
Thank God; the Capitol would have fallen.
My favorite girl scout cookies!
Okay. This one got me. Good job, internet.?
Dad photoshops his kids' doodles. Check out their Instagram @ thingsihavedrawn.
It's guy love. There's nothing gay about it.
Um...da fuq?
Well, that's a terrible gift.
It's Adventure Time!
I found the Coronavirus tree, guys! What do I win?
The good ol' days!
Wholesome photo shoot with expecting dad.
Lol.
Pup sitting for the weekend.
Typewriter? I've heard of those.
Nests, please ignore..
Car Not Fouund
MRW I get my overtime check.
Who's a good boy?
Like hell I'm giving those fuckers a new ashtray!
One of the funniest misunderstanding I've ever heard!
Finally snapped a picture of this little guy. He likes to relax on my mom's porch when its hot.
Well, he makes a good point...
Shit post!
The Trunk Monkey Theft Retrieval System!
Creationism ft. God and his roommate Chugs
"Scooch over, Penny."
*mouthwatering intensifies*
FP on July 29th, who'd be crazy enough to turn down such an amazing offer!
Squad goals.
Available on Etsy
FB Troll.
˙ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌƎ sI ǝʌᴉʇɔǝdsɹǝԀ
Bah humbug! Stupid, rebellious Earthlings with their stupid habitable planet!
MRW My Secret Santa Delivers!
Concept artwork of 90s cartoons
Net Neutrality Is Important
Let's all google "Lesbians on a bicycle" just to confuse google trends.
I chortled like a fat kid with a lisp.
Just a trash panda enjoying his grapes.
Not everyone celebrates Earth Day.
Just an elephant on a bicycle.
I'm doing my part!
Well played...
Just watched Big Daddy again for the first time in years. I really miss the old Adam Sandler films.
They are his odd parents!
Die.
Happy Earth Day!