124545 pts · March 1, 2016
Old, hairy, will call you a cunt.
That's a cool catmonkey
I'm just amazed they keep missing the fat cunt he's not exactly a difficult target
Burn them all.
#5 i say this at the start of every sim race i take part in online 😂
Haha I'm more of a "click, click, click" without realising person until something's thrown at me
That's the original patent, they streamlined the processing and rejigged it so they could patent that manufacturing process and then start raping sick people for every penny they have.
Now go after big game hunters/rich white cunts
Full on coke jaw on the right, or is she just a naturally wonky faced harpy?
Isn't this the slammys? If so there's a pretty amusing review of this... https://youtu.be/oSHc5kZKZf8?si=ao-hq3vWur8PujBw
My void hoards sponge scourers from the kitchen, forever finding the things hidden under my bed.
Well fuck, today was going so well too
Then scaring the living shit out of the pub full of people that forgot there was music playing
I'm British, canned biscuits is making my brain melt what the fuck are canned biscuits? To us that's fancy shortbread in a tin.
"twang"
Absolute nightmare to buy socks for tho...
The little fella at the front is hauling ass!
Who approaches an unattended backpack after 9/11? Do they not listen to railway station announcements?
Won't lie the elbow made me do a double take
Nope it's just something that never occurred to me before. Boys generally don't get taught that sort of stuff, so I'm not bothered by snarky replies cos i learnt something new.
Didn't even know you could do that, women are weird 😂
#27 "F1 fans in the eighties"
Left handed right dominant, born with a defect in my right leg and doctors told my mum it might affect my arm too so whenever I'd pick something up as a baby she'd put it in my right hand.
Haha I i taught one of mine "show us your tits!" for belly rubs so she'll roll over.
Usually turns out to be a good wedding, you'll be the person talked to the most when they get bored of people they know haha
My day so far...
That's a cool catmonkey
I'm just amazed they keep missing the fat cunt he's not exactly a difficult target
Burn them all.
#5 i say this at the start of every sim race i take part in online 😂
Haha I'm more of a "click, click, click" without realising person until something's thrown at me
That's the original patent, they streamlined the processing and rejigged it so they could patent that manufacturing process and then start raping sick people for every penny they have.
Now go after big game hunters/rich white cunts
Full on coke jaw on the right, or is she just a naturally wonky faced harpy?
Isn't this the slammys? If so there's a pretty amusing review of this... https://youtu.be/oSHc5kZKZf8?si=ao-hq3vWur8PujBw
My void hoards sponge scourers from the kitchen, forever finding the things hidden under my bed.
Well fuck, today was going so well too
Then scaring the living shit out of the pub full of people that forgot there was music playing
I'm British, canned biscuits is making my brain melt what the fuck are canned biscuits? To us that's fancy shortbread in a tin.
"twang"
Absolute nightmare to buy socks for tho...
The little fella at the front is hauling ass!
Who approaches an unattended backpack after 9/11? Do they not listen to railway station announcements?
Won't lie the elbow made me do a double take
Nope it's just something that never occurred to me before. Boys generally don't get taught that sort of stuff, so I'm not bothered by snarky replies cos i learnt something new.
Didn't even know you could do that, women are weird 😂
#27 "F1 fans in the eighties"
Left handed right dominant, born with a defect in my right leg and doctors told my mum it might affect my arm too so whenever I'd pick something up as a baby she'd put it in my right hand.
Haha I i taught one of mine "show us your tits!" for belly rubs so she'll roll over.
Usually turns out to be a good wedding, you'll be the person talked to the most when they get bored of people they know haha
My day so far...