ThePeoplesBard

169568 pts · August 18, 2014


Hi. I'm The People's Bard. I like writing songs for strangers I meet on the internet and making gifs.

Found an absolute unit of a tomato growing

Points 30
Comments 6
Views 765

One more time, like the old days

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 833

My wife made a hummingbird cake

Points 18
Comments 9
Views 852

My therapist wanted me to give up

Points 18
Comments 13
Views 961

Made a trolley problem to torture my friends in recovery

Points -6
Comments 1
Views 512

A visualization of my experience treating bipolar disorder with mood stabilizers

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 831

My first Christmas cookie of the year

Points 33
Comments 8
Views 1145

2 Chainz P99 Dating Advice

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 502

An ornament on my mom’s tree

Points 20
Comments 6
Views 1055

My poppies popped over night

Points 28
Comments 2
Views 820

Pumpkin cake with chai buttercream frosting

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 1225

Today I fed baby goats

Points 29
Comments 4
Views 883

Tomatoes

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 1558

Peonies from my mom's flower farm. I wish you all could smell photos.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 324

Painted a rock for my garden

Points 8
Comments 0
Views 447

Smoking a Romeo while I weed around my tomatoes. And harvesting dahlias.. Communing with God, you know.

Points -6
Comments 5
Views 157

My true love gave to me…

Points 57
Comments 8
Views 4017

Happy honey bee among the sunflowers

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 1084

Hosted pre-Thanksgiving dinner

Points 62
Comments 7
Views 2722

Hung some new art in my basement

Points 49
Comments 1
Views 1490

Marriage.

Points 65
Comments 11
Views 2775

My son Mac is having his first birthday today; for his "Big Mac"-themed party, we made burger cupcakes and a piñata. I decided to photograph it like I found a wild hamburger in the jungle.

Points 1195
Comments 59
Views 103082

Finished decorating my son’s room to a “woodland” theme

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 452

Morning tomato harvest

Points 57
Comments 17
Views 3705

"Song" by Brigit Pegeen Kelly, 1994 Lamont Poetry Prize

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 1268

My new garden flag

Points 828
Comments 15
Views 72053

Half of this morning’s yield

Points 29
Comments 6
Views 1357

My mom texts me from her farm random content like this with no explanation

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 547

This specimen of man at the Eagles game

Points 643
Comments 54
Views 80158

The “centerpiece” my mom created for a wedding that is actually an entire tree covered in flowers.

Points 19
Comments 1
Views 1372

My title for this collection is “Faceless Father”; it’s an artistic representation of the dying but still fighting middle class (or me just trying to scare my wife with a dollar store mask)

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 515

My mom took the puppies to the vet in a wicker laundry basket

Points 45
Comments 2
Views 2102

Spinach and feta omelette to celebrate small caps dying

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 142

I "homemade" cookie dough ice cream by making vanilla ice cream and adding three different types of store-bought cookie dough to it

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 434

My mom's border collie had puppies today, and I was wearing my cow costume when I met them; my mom laughed and said they look like MY babies

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 450

The lobster sandals my mother-in-law got me

Points 28
Comments 8
Views 1536

Budget activity on the beach: Buy cheap water color sets and paint shells.

Points 72
Comments 9
Views 2557

Flicking your bean becomes yoinking your oink

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 1238

Planted the last of my tomato seedlings; I’ll have San Marzano, Cherokee Purple, Eva Purple Ball, Black Prince, Mortgage Lifter, Dr. Carolyn, Midnight Snack, Green Zebra, Brandywine, Tropical Sunset, Spoon, German Pink, and German Lunchbox.

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 1457

“Rambling Rose” from Spiritual Awakenings II

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 556

I made “crab cakes” from lion’s mane mushrooms

Points 26
Comments 20
Views 1397

A simple salad of home grown greens, basil, and heirloom tomatoes (Brandywine, Pineapple, Nebraska Wedding) with mozzarella cheese and balsamic vinaigrette.

Points 17
Comments 2
Views 997

Depalo Foods pizza dough, Trader Joe’s Cajun Style Alfredo Sauce, Shredded Parmesan, Southern style (with bacon) stewed tomatoes (that I grew), butter seared shrimp, fresh parsley.

Points 15
Comments 8
Views 929

I used Adobe Illustrator to make my kid's first-day-of-school poster; those are actual quotes

Points -2
Comments 2
Views 344

Homemade cherry ice cream with chocolate swirl

Points 48
Comments 1
Views 3137

Tonight's about to get wild

Points 10
Comments 10
Views 975

Gonna spend the afternoon playing an all-time favorite

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 980

Remembering my dad (RIP) today with a triple-decker sandwich of: rosemary sourdough, grilled chicken, turkey, ham, Swiss, Colby-Jack, lettuce, tomato, mayo, Dijon mustard, hoagie spread, and onion salt.

Points 1288
Comments 76
Views 111299

Careful analysis of SPY this week...

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 250

Time lapsed my 4 o’clocks, which only open their trumpet flower late afternoon

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 928

Grew potatoes for months

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 387

Three slices of Dave's Killer Bread; deli ham, turkey, salami; grilled pork chop, chicken breast, and Vidalia onion sliced; bacon; Swiss cheese; Old Bay and ranch brined pickle slices; heirloom tomato (Cherokee Purple); sorrel; Hellmann's; salt and pepper

Points 19
Comments 7
Views 1665

My garden’s reaction when it’s finally June after an unusually cold and gray May but then smoke from thousands of miles away blots out the sun

Points 17
Comments 5
Views 1502

Hung frog posters on a stick I found

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 1035

I made my 10-month-old son avocado toast this morning. I hope he doesn’t like it or he’ll never own a home or pay off his student loans.

Points 18
Comments 9
Views 1258

Morning projects for my son's room

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 1602

Wife got a good pic of my daughter and I watching fireworks

Points 4081
Comments 108
Views 140355

My wife is going out of town next week, leaving the 3-year-old and 10-month-old with me; this calls for a serious meal prep

Points 75
Comments 12
Views 4430
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