MRW one of my coworkers asks if I'm really drinking coffee from 8 to 5.
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640
I know. It's a shitty joke. But I have booze.
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MRW you guys think you're being weird.
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140
Hmmm..... Let's play spot the bot!
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Possibly more annoying, but probably the same.
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102
Episode I: The flamethrower menace
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MRW I get the first paycheck from my new job.
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1397
To all the Valentine's day posts:
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Today's objective: act professional.
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I'd start WWIII for a make out session.
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277
"Make Tamriel Great Again"
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148
Living to see my 25th birthday is important to me.
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I didn't have internet on Christmas, so here's a picture of my dog watching me poop.
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0
21
Work, eat, sleep, repeat, die.
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898
FFS. No. That is not possible by Tuesday.
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1110
It doesn't feel like I'd imagined.
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26
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
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70
MEEP.
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204
MRW I'm drinking vodka in a lab coat.
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1112
One pinecone anteater.
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272
MRW I travel around a nuclear explosion once more on my space rock.
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334
Food for thought
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58
Seriously. WTF do people do after work?
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77
I feel bad...
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406
MRW I can twist my mustache
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1
15
It's quite puzzling
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57
MRW I'm drunk and I get 10 points in under a minute.
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5
O(n^4), all calculations involve logarithms.
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389
Friggin baby showers having all the fun.....
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125
I painted this with this robot. I call it "The Beauty of Autumn."
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9
Very annoyed with MS Word.
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159
So I painted this with a robot.
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84
Too many of them anyway....
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51
I guess I'll play Skyrim instead of Borderlands...
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339
Fuck yeah.
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91
My unpopular opinion
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Everybody loves graphs!
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117
For Science. You monster.
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433
Random idea
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447
Dammit
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915
Complement, or backhanded insult?
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108
Genetics. It's what's for dinner.
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189
Adventures with Cortana
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