TheHaloFollower

64160 pts · August 28, 2013


You know what? Here I am! I found that this thing you natives call "Imgur" is quite saucy compared to other apps I've visited, so I shall settle here! Welcome to my profile! It is a profile much like any other you'd see here, but alas that's no good for me! It must be a different kind of profilê than those that surround mine, so is I shall strive to make it as such a different profile should be! A strange profile, a weird profile! Call me weird? Thank you for the compliment! Ah yes you must be growing tired of this Monolugue, user, so here's this for your trouble! A fun fact as it were! 1-There is a type of chemical substance in receipts that your skin absorbs and thus poisons your bloodstream! There's a nifty fact! Now enjoy the rest of your day or night, user. And make sure to be cautious in users sub! And remember, be weird! Because If you aren't weird, then your'e just ordinary! *picture mr. Peabody saying that last bit, I simply find his voice fascinating*

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment

3 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

What's the song? Also amazing job!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hpw could you. Not even FRESH pineapple

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#23 look, the one with the girl that has memory loss was amazing

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fostered a black lab named shadow whod bark and run up to me every time I visited the animal clinic she was at. Love her to death and adoptd

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Itating the casket wingardium leviosa style. I gotta put the fun in funerals though, ya know?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm at a funeral right now trying to keep the humor up for my grandma, and I really wish people didn't judge so hard for my attempts at lev-

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How do they sleep? With their porcupine hairdos?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 itd be easier if it wasn't like trying to make a zodiac love you

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 i don't do that zodiac shiz

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur has quality CONTENT tonight!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 YO Sister scissors is HELLA underrated. If you listen to ONE song i recfomend "I cant decide." FANTASTIC song about deciding if- *bang*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

..... okay this is worth the amount if money you sometimes see mediocre stuff try to be sold for.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Son of a bitch read the assignment, and went above and beyond in making his spark notes segment for his classmates. They all passed.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I am convinced most rappers are kids from old cod lobbies that stumbled into a record label ny 360 no scopping the rapper before them.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#2 it's OBVIOUSLY a fruit salad

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We use red paint. Scares the daylights outta em.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#40 honey comb guy has front facing eyes implying he's a predator

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone's gangsta until the fire works become a little too danger close

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot easier on my pets too damn. Van this become mainstream?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That tree bears bears

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There it is!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It sure sounds like an explosive time!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Independent? Time to snip snip then outta your life

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#27 my Japanese gran isn't doing well and used to make this all the time. Shed crucify the way you cut it but thanks man ima miss her cookin

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I won't lie, I was getting real tired of being brought back to life. Necromancer dad's never LISTEN!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When babe wants to smack your ass and you know how much he likes trebuchets.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#49 yea id be freaking out too if all I saw was a floating head

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0