When a girl tries to "let me down gently."
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MRW I'm down 15 pounds after three months of dieting! It's a small step, but it's progress nonetheless!
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Found a very interesting painting at my local pizza joint.
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Not sure if my brother is a genius or the epitome of a foul bachelor...
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Based on what I've seen here, this seems to be an unpopular opinion.
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Got an early Christmas present from my cousin. She knows me, she really knows me.
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I've been watching this for the past 10 minutes.
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"Fuck you for waking me, Hooman!"
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You can't fool me, Government! Stop trying to take my organs!
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Kids have perfect logic!
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Pretty much exactly how I interact with potential suitors.
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Last week, her "HTML dial" needed replacing... I just take her computer to the IT guy at work.
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My girlfriend and her friend's are in the kitchen with all the food.... This is me right now.
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If you're ever feeling down, just remember one time Marie Antoinette had her hair styled in the shape of a boat...
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"Positive discrimination" is an oxymoron and, as a white male named John Smith, I'm fucked.
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I think people nowadays are forgetting this one simple rule.
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I don't do it in public bathrooms, but it helps me practice accuracy! I just feel like a piss ninja when I land it all in.
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Such a beautiful movie, and such an accurate depiction of my life.
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I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed...
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As a straight man, I go to great lengths to hide this from my friends.
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Here's nature being majestic as fuck. I hope these help relax you when your family starts rushing in like mine is currently...
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In response to the 'Batman' post. This is all I could think of when I saw this picture.
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How profound.
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Ooh police puns. Banana for scale.
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When I arrange it this way, it just feels right! Plus, it's easier to access your money!
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My uncle, a mechanic, asked me for car help... I'm an IT guy.
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Just had to convince my girlfriend she isn't fat despite what 'US' says. This is a simple request.
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All kids on New Years' Eve, hopped up on sugar and pop.
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He picked up malware on his personal laptop and blamed me, one of the IT guys. But, hey, there's always a bright side.
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Exact quotes from two of history's wisest men.
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Hooray! Drunken Christmas sex!
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Not how I pictured ending the year.
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How I remember the holidays as a rambunctious child.
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This is me after watching a horror movie.
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I think this guy needs to make a comeback. Turn of the century doctor.
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It's a little early, but I was just reminded of this bastard...
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It was cheaper than two cabs...
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MRW I realize i'm allergic to grass.
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Heart melting bunny at the vet.
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The life of a taxidermist.
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It's the little things in life that make a big difference...
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Can we take a second to think about the fact Rocco worked as a phone sex operator.
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So my Buddy can conjure flaming phalluses...
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This sums up my everyday life accurately!
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I miss this show.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAASOWEEENYAAAAAAAAMAMABEATSEBABAAAAAA
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Oh, Jimmy. Why are you and I so similar?
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After a stressful week of work.
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How I'm feeling during my finals week.
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I got my dog neutered today, my friend just sent me this.
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In response to "Every sports interview ever." I give you, every sports match ever.
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A slanderous libel circa 1780s France depicting Marie Antoinette.
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