TheClockworkBird

164311 pts · March 28, 2013


Make my living making and selling steampunk jewelry. I can throw a human child over 300 yards. I have uncanny ability to produce bellybutton lint that looks like inanimate objects. AND! I can eat an entire jar of strawberry jelly. Ask me about my amazing talents if you so wish.

Retro-Techno-Steampunkery

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Hydrate

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This is a Public Service Announcement

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No Selfies - Only Tower Melting Cum Holding Furnaces

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Meanwhile Rebirth

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Curiosity

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals

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A Dusty Sunset

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Tip of the Iceberg

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I’m excited, are you?

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Make Usersub Weird Again

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Celebrate with me, Papi

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Peculiarrrrrr

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Username probably not relevant

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If time only moved so beautifully

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Friend drew a masterpiece

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Alvin Get’s His Freaking Leg Squished

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Here’s to the future

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Please send me all your cursed images

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Mechanical Zen

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When you find your friend on imgur

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Fun Fact: Actually a Christian Book Store

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Take a break from valentines posts with mechanical magic

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For my fellow adult adhder’s out there.

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Sticky Ticky Frog Boi

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Multi Axis Tourbillon

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South African Street Art

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A Smattering Of Skies

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How it feels when your throw away post gets to FP

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Pretty Ticky Blue Boi

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IMGUR MOVIE NIGHT IS BACK

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Mechanical Mutterings

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Bloodborne tattoo living up to it’s name

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To calm the restless souls or usersub

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I require cursed images

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MRW when my dog eats the last of salami I needed to finish my midnight snack

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I thought this was a Trex about to eat a dog. 

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This has been my general reaction to all the "interesting posts" in usersub today. You know the posts I mean

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This really sums up all the content in usersub on the 29th

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To all the imgurians stressing about finals and projects, my heart goes out to you.

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MRW my friend asked my to introduce him to imgur today

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Goodnight Usersub, sleep well

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Most posts in usersub today

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All the selfies leaking out of Usersub 

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Cursed.

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Please Allow Me to Achieve My Dreams 

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Crawling out of usersub one step at a time 

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Watching the polls come in...

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To any of you that have a rough Friday ahead of them, please allow these spinning colors to help make your morning better

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Christmas selfie from a Jew drinking too much

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Putting the "Odd" in Oddly Satisfying 

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Live footage of my mother in law 

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Guys... I mean look sometimes imgur has hidden gold

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I really dont know what you expected... 

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